What would the aliens have to say....

When aliens finally come out of the darkness and reveal themselves to our race here on Earth what will they have to say about the way we do things here (assuming we are able to communicate)

What would they say about our goverments.
What would they say about our technologies.
What would they say about the state and destruction of our planet.
What would they say about the state of humanity(war-poverty-homelessness)

It would be very interesting to see how they view how we do things here on our little planet.

How funny would it be to watch Pres.Bush sit down with the alien representative!!!

How funny would it be to watch Pres.Bush sit down with the alien representative!!!

He sits down with alien reps all the time now. Like Condaleeza Rice for example! She must be from another planet! But seriously, regarding all your questions, they would probably think we are all a bunch of dorks! And they would think Dubya was the King of the Dorks....

[edit on 14-4-2005 by Zabilgy]

Why would they ever reveal themselves to us?

Here's how it would go down:

1. We would first attack and jail the aliens.
2. We would torture them until they admit to being terrorists.
3. The WHO would blame them for a wave of infectious diseases and Bush would declare a war on aliens
4. We would con them into taking us to their homeland where we would spray chemtrails in their skies and # them over for their oil and other resources.
5. we would rig their elections and impose tyranny upon their people.
6. Religous morons would try to convert them, regardless of what proof they have of there being or not being a god.
7. They would offer us the key to unlimited fuel cells and then be "vanished" by the oil cartel.

So many things we would do to them, so little time to write them all out