LIVE TRACK - NORAD Track Santa 2023

The big bloke is currently heading for Ghana so if you're in Africa You better watch out , You better not cry ,You better not pout I'm telling you why, Santa Claus is coming to town.

a reply to: gortex

There were days on ATS where we'd get live track of the green lady by Astr0...

But what exactly are we tracking here, is it all just made up or...?

a reply to: Terpene

But what exactly are we tracking here, is it all just made up or...?

Since the early 50s Santa's ride has a transponder fitted to avoid International incidents , that's the data we are seeing.

Let's hope they don't think he's a balloon! 😀

a reply to: gortex

Hope he's got his Concealed Carry Permit and a loaded clip when he comes to my town. If UPS ain't safe then you know damn well Raindeer Express ain't safe.

originally posted by: WingDingLuey
Let's hope they don't think he's a balloon! 😀

It would be allowed safe passage across the US. Well, maybe not-since it isn't for devious purposes. Let's hope instead Santa gave 'The Big Guy' his 10% for safe passagae.....

originally posted by: WingDingLuey
Let's hope they don't think he's a balloon! 😀

Oh in that case he should be as safe as President Xi Jinping in San-Francisco .

originally posted by: Terpene
a reply to: gortex

There were days on ATS where we'd get live track of the green lady by Astr0...

But what exactly are we tracking here, is it all just made up or...?

They want you to think it’s made up and this is just for fun.

They’re putting it out right in the open, usually that’s when you need to read between the lines.

Sure, Santa Clause may be benevolent now, but he still has access to every Christian home. All it takes is an ideological shift and he’s a bigger threat than China, Russia, and Iran combined.

I’m not a fan of government bloat, but I’d prefer we continue to track him going forward.

a reply to: gortex

Did they get him?

originally posted by: chr0naut
a reply to: gortex

Did they get him?

Let’s keep him as an asset… for now.

Santa seems to be over Lower Michigan right now. He will probably miss the U.P this year because the U.P. is not on some maps our government makes.

a reply to: gortex