The Sting Theory ate the 11-dimensional hyperspace program…

I was bouncing around outside with my hairbrush and a string, a string of time. A particle wave ended up shaking my hand. They say that all particles are always in motion. I searched my hairbrush for particles, I found some yummy lice. They jumped over my shoulder and landed on my sister. I thought to myself “these lice particles must be part of the 11-dimensional hyperspace program.”

I flung my hairbrush in the sand so I could watch my string lice find a new life. They decided to become subatomic particles and turn into pipes. Pipes beneath the ground. They made their way to China and over the mountain into Russia, they quickly left Russia.

The lice started getting smart. They invented a new way of life. They named this new life subspace. Subspace was super amazing, they figured out how they could move back to their hairbrush and at the same time infect other hair particles. Called subspace!

Over the next 23 days they adapted rather well in isolation. They ended up procreating special lice to take over the smart humans, time and time went by and they turned into the bedbug. As the theory states we all have lice and bedbugs.

We ended up with a hairbrush! 😱

a reply to: JJproductions

Your GIF reminded of a Sherlock Holmes case where the police could not figure out how a prisoner escaped his cell by cutting through his iron bars somehow and the only thing from the outside that went into the cell was a package from the prisoner's wife wrapped in paper and string, of which the contents were checked out thoroughly, then rewrapped because it was a present.

Sherlock deduced the string was actually a diamond cutting wire which easily cut through the old iron bars.

String theory indeed.

a reply to: quintessentone

lol, the is really cool!

They ended up procreating special lice to take over the smart humans, time and time went by and they turned into the bedbug.

You cracked the mystery of the subspace 11-dimensional bedbug global resurgence!

Nobel peace prize for you.

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a reply to: quintessentone

Haha, you are funny!!! Thanks for the prize lol. I went to the Philippines a few years ago and bedbugs traveled back with me in my suitcase.

I had the buy special earth powder and place it everywhere to try to kill bed bugs. It was a big mess. They were in the electric sockets and everywhere. I started naming them and yelling at Joe the bedbug, Joes wife Karen really got to me.

After 6 long months they were finally gone. Lol

originally posted by: JJproductions
a reply to: quintessentone

Haha, you are funny!!! Thanks for the prize lol. I went to the Philippines a few years ago and bedbugs traveled back with me in my suitcase.

I had the buy special earth powder and place it everywhere to try to kill bed bugs. It was a big mess. They were in the electric sockets and everywhere. I started naming them and yelling at Joe the bedbug, Joes wife Karen really got to me.

After 6 long months they were finally gone. Lol

In the olden days they would pour boiling hot water on everything to kill them, so a very elderly woman told me.

a reply to: quintessentone

I never tried boiling water! We could have had bedbug stew. I did try WD 40 and hairspray as a blow torch. I ended up making a worse mess.

originally posted by: JJproductions
a reply to: quintessentone

I never tried boiling water! We could have had bedbug stew. I did try WD 40 and hairspray as a blow torch. I ended up making a worse mess.

Yeah, the secondary bonus would be sterilizing everything. lol

a reply to: JJproductions

The Sting Theory ate the 11-dimensional hyperspace program…

I'm sorry, I can knot take Dr. Kaku seriously...

a reply to: lilzazz

I can’t either, that is why I wrote this nonsense!

What screenplays are you working on?

a reply to: JJproductions

That was great, and funny too! Those damn bugs are smart!

S+F JJ

Hey you have inspired a little nonsense rhyme..I'm blaming you for this.


Eaten alive from nine till five
I think I've got the bed bug jive
I caught it down in Govanhill
Ten years ago, it's with me still
Oh pesticide sweet pesticide
Your promises were just a lie
You failed me in my hour of need
And left me with a deadly breed
Of super mutant ninja bugs
That like to cosy up and hug

And come the daylight with the dawn
When super ninja bugs have gone
The morning mirror will reveal
To beating heart and nerves of steel
Triangles dots and wavy lines
Like symbols born of alien skies
That somehow in my dreams of late
Are trying to communicate
A symbiotic harmony
We come in peace just let us be

Sorry about that lol

a reply to: midicon

Hahahahaha this is a great rhyme!

originally posted by: JJproductions
a reply to: lilzazz

I can’t either, that is why I wrote this nonsense!

What screenplays are you working on?

Just finished and submitted a script about holdem cheaters and ATS inspired in the works ....Artificial Intelligence vs. the paranormal.

Submitted trailers I worked on as a grip/gaffer and actor. We shoot the teaser/trailers first to use in the marketing package to streaming services.

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a reply to: lilzazz

You have done a lot of amazing work! Nice!

a reply to: lilzazz

Are you in New Mexico? Are your movies filmed there! Amazing work!

originally posted by: JJproductions
a reply to: lilzazz

Are you in New Mexico? Are your movies filmed there! Amazing work!

Yes and thanks...NM we call it Tamalewoood.

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