What I saw at the Gas Station…

Here it comes, May 15, 2023. My best friend Jovian was getting married. Where? At the gas station. I was so excited for this event! My new GF and I went shopping at Gilly G’s for old used greasy cloths and everything else! We both looked amazing for my friends wedding and we smelled even better!

As we arrived a pink monkey was filling up her tank wearing a green tutu and black gloves. My new hot GF was amazed. As we watched this monkey fill her tank a buffalo smoking a big cigar came along and tossed an ash and caught everything on fire. The station was equipped with self covering blankets. Fire was put out.

Next we saw a girl kissing the pump and placing a ring around its neck. I told my hot GF to “close your eyes.” She took the pump and sprayed fuel all over my old used cloths. I brushed this off as a love gesture. She is quite amazing.

A large Thomas The Train Pulled up to fill up ole Gumby. We even spotted the Tin Man from wizard of Oz pumping himself up with oil. A large parrot with a beak feeder came along crowing silly tunes. She was crossing this country and ran out of fuel.

All the actors from The Breakfast Club stoped in, Bender and Clair got into a massive gas fight and Andrew came in for a flying rescue. He said “Oh Molly you are soooo amazing with that beautiful red hair.” The rest of the Club were in detention. Molly and Andrew decided to get married too along with my best friend!

This went on and on and on for many months. Finally Smokey and the Bandit came along to fill er up and said,
"When You Tell Somebody Somethin', It Depends On Which Part Of The United States You're Standing In As To Just How Dumb You Are."

The wedding never took place!

a reply to: JJproductions

Don't you dare, EVER, EVER, EVER,,,,,,,,,,EVER, tell us about what goes on in your head when you dream. PLEASE !!!!!

a reply to: JJproductions

I was with you all they way, until you said this, then I knew it' all just wishful thinking!

I told my hot GF to “close your eyes.”

LOL

a reply to: BingoMcGoof

Hahahahahahah you are funny!!!!! 🍦

a reply to: Sookiechacha

Lolololololololol!!!!

a reply to: JJproductions

I'm seeing this as a rather dark tragedy. It's like if a writing professor gave an assignment:
"Write a short story about the social ramifications to U.S. cultural milieu reacting to geopolitical turmoil."

a reply to: FullHeathen

Yes 100% your are correct as always!

a reply to: Sookiechacha

It really was this way!

SPAM

a reply to: JJproductions

That was very funny, JJ! I thought it was serious, but quickly it spiralled into surrealism.

a reply to: Encia22

Haha, it got kinda crazy! Lol