Usually when you each all the cookies in the jar, you are called a cookie monster. Now, the cookie monster says not to each so many cookies. He's not
a monster anymore.
Is it the number of cookies, or the manner in which they are eaten, that makes the monster? I can pack away cookies like nobody’s business,
especially when I feel defeated by the world, but I can at least comport myself in a dignified manner; I wouldn’t use the word monstrous to describe
myself in such circumstances. The Cookie Monster, on the other hand, completely loses control in manic bacchanalian abandon.
edit on
27-11-2023 by QRST4D because: I contend that one can binge on cookies like a gentleman.