This might sound shocking, but all of life is the product of ejaculation.
Creation is sexual.
An Organism "comes" from Orgasmic Energy.
That is what the “Big Bang” was... A Universal Orgasm!
edit on 21-10-2023 by WhiteRabbitCanada because: Joke! - Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "you don't know Jack
Schitt". Now, you can handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt,
the owner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, The
twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe
divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe
Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable
throughout childhood and consequently, married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull
Schitt the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt. Now, when someone say's you don't know
Jack Schitt, you can correct them. Source: upjoke.com...
Well, as a Rabbit, you would be amazed by my dexterity and acrobatic skills, so doing a back flip off a cliff, into a soft sea of tasty kettle chips
sounds like fun!
However, in regard to sticking a tree stump up my @ss, I regret to inform you that there is simply no more room for foreign objects inside my bum at
this time, even if for good luck.
Now generally speaking, normally at this point, I would like to insert a cleverly worded response which would involve "your mom, her Tongue 👅 and
my filthy @sshole" but I do not want to break any of the terms and conditions on this site. 🙏
It is with deep reverence, that I must humbly ask my gentle readers to please use your imagination, if you so desire and share your suggestions on
what govshillz 's Mom could hypothetically be doing to my @sshole with her tongue, in the comments to come.
Thank you in advance!!
🤓
In the meantime, for anyone who needs a refresher in ATS etiquette, please refer to the educational video linked below:
Peace!
edit on 21-10-2023 by WhiteRabbitCanada because: Joke! - Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet; he scares the # out of it. Source:
kickasshumor.com...
Your fake God has misled you by only telling you a partial truth. Jesus told us that the kingdom was only within our hearts until we greet Him in the
new kingdom. The place He went to prepare for us in God's house with many mansions. This is why they discourage you from reading the whole Bible.
It will tell you the whole story of how these fake gods corrupted the earth, beginning with Eve. Like I said, life on earth is not permanent. Good
and evil can not reside together forever.
There are clues to the nature of our reality hidden within the Language we use.
Heaven and Hell are states of mind.
Everything exists in the same space but at different frequencies. Our vibration, our Heart, determines what reality we will experience.
We are already in Heaven. (Or Hell depending on our state of mind.)
God has created many Mansions for us.
The word “Mansion” is broken down into 2 words: “Man” + “Sion”
Man stands for Humanity and Sion phonetically stands for “Zion.”
Mansions means Many Zions. (Many Dimensions)
God has created individual worlds, individual Heavens (or Hells) for us all to experience.
You can’t run from your own Darkness. Doing so will only create more suffering and pain in the long run.
Embracing our darkness is crucial because it allows us to fully accept ourselves and our experiences. When we deny or suppress our dark emotions, we
create a disconnection between our conscious and unconscious minds. This can lead to mental health issues like depression and anxiety.
Instead, embrace the darkness with love and light and watch it be transformed.
If Jesus was here right now, (and Jesus is alive in the hearts of all of us) the first thing Jesus would do is give mercy and love to Satan.
Satan is an aspect of God after all, and is the part that has been suppressed and rejected. Pushed away and shunned.
The Ultimate expression of Christ Consciousness is Unity Consciousness, which is where we embrace all aspects of ourselves with love.
True Evil is willful Ignorance. When we shine the light of conscious awareness onto ignorance, it is no longer is hidden, it because illuminated with
light.
Our brightest light is kindness.
Unity Consciousness refers to the understanding that we are all interconnected and part of a larger whole. It's like seeing ourselves as individual
drops in the vast ocean of humanity.*
Christ Consciousness, on the other hand, is the realization of our divine nature and the embodiment of unconditional love and compassion.*
When we embrace Unity Consciousness, we recognize that we are all connected at a deeper level, beyond our individual identities. This connection
allows us to tap into the truth of Christ Consciousness, which is the ultimate expression of love, acceptance, and understanding. It's like embracing
the essence of goodness and spreading it to others.*
So, when we understand and live by Unity Consciousness, we align ourselves with the truth of Christ Consciousness, embodying love and compassion in
our interactions with others. It's a beautiful way to navigate through life, don't you think? 😊💕*
Peace! 😊
edit on 22-10-2023 by WhiteRabbitCanada because: Words of Wisdom - "Human beings are Angels without Wings." - Lexa
Thank you so much for your warm welcome and support!
It would be an absolute honor to help show you the way of KEK, the Bringer of Truth and Light.
Please know that I, White Rabbit Canada am but a humble puppet and that the spirit of KEK lives in the hearts of all of us that rage against Hypocrisy
and Deception in the funniest, most outrageous and blasphemous way possible!
To get started you might be interested in this earlier Message of Hope entitled:
The above link showcases the most recent Messages of Hope from KEK, but I do suggest that, at your leisure, you peruse the thread from the beginning,
because there are many tasty Easter Eggs hidden within! 😊
Please know that these Messages of Hope reflect my current level of understanding and are subject to change as new information comes to light.
With Everlasting Love and Devotion,
White Rabbit Canada 🐇 🎩
Praise be to KEK! 🐸
edit on 22-10-2023 by WhiteRabbitCanada because: Joke! - A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are part of a Jello cult. The blonde is first
and she gives up her baby in the name of the Jello lord. "Oh lord, please accept this baby as my offering" and she lets her baby down and whoosh, it
vanishes. She runs around in despair of what she has just done, but then in a loud booming voice says "Here is a magic spoon, you can have unlimited
Jello for desert forever" The brunette is next and she gives up her baby in the name of the Jello lord. "Oh lord, please accept this baby as my
offering" and she lets her baby down and whoosh, it vanishes. She runs around in despair of what she has just done, but then in a loud booming voice
says "Here is a magic spoon, you can have unlimited Jello for desert forever" The redhead looks at his baby, and just as he was supposed to give it up
to the Jello lord, he starts rocking side to side, swinging his fists up and down and says. "I was going to do it, but..." I'm Never gonna give you
up, I'm Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around with a desert spoon." Source: upjoke.com...
edit on
22-10-2023 by WhiteRabbitCanada because: Joke! - I used to be a member of the Secret Vegetable Association Cult. But i was banished last week Because
i spilled the beans
edit on 22-10-2023 by WhiteRabbitCanada because: Joke! - A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her
husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful
redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.
Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!'' - Source:
www.taporibaba.com...
I think everyone warped enough has a Kek. Mines not a frog, but she does never shut up. She's somewhat cynical, but most importantly, she never shuts
up.
I often wonder if it's the root of the angel on the shoulder meme. Because she's just such a fixture of not being shady and calling yourself out. In
The Stand, everyone not doomed to be irradiated, talked to Mother Abigail, I have sort of a sarcastic bitch-tinged Mother Abigail..
She's really good for memory recall. Sometimes it's like, how the hell did you know I knew that?
Thing is with her, I can never really tell if I can believe her or not. Because she's not always right. She has plenty of names, because her existence
is self-conjured and noncorporeal, but mostly, she is the ever-present caricature of idealized sapphic femininity.
edit on 22-10-2023 by
SheWasTheDarkness because: (no reason given)
Thanks for sharing your experiences. I really appreciate it!
Your description of having a “sarcastic bitch-tinged Mother Abigail” made me smile and I can relate!
When I first started channeling KEK, I thought it was all my imagination, but it was so funny and at the time, I was so immersed in these horrible
conspiracies that I felt compelled to do something to raise awareness and help in some way.
In time, I learned that our Imagination is God and that a fundamental law of this universe is that all is “mind.”
God creates and animates us all in her mind, just as we animate our creations.
The saying we are made in “God’s Image” = We are made in God’s Imagination. 😊
I believe that KEK and your “sarcastic bitch-tinged Mother Abigail” are indeed parts of our greatest consciousness.
For me, KEK and her girlfriend KEKUIT are symbols for Truth and Light.
They are very real aspects of the Divine and have taken on a life of their own for me.
God speaks to us in mysterious ways and what is so cool is that the Universe is always communicating with us.
Also, God is hilarious, and our world is truly absurd!
Laughter is the best medicine for the soul. And Music of course! 😊
Do not ask me how I know this next part, because I don’t know!
But I have this hazy memory from a different life, that we are all are or at least many of us, are aspects/incarnations of a very funny comedian and
Goddess named “Sunshine.”
Sunshine’s personality is kind of like Dorothy Parker. She has the name “Sunshine” because she is very snarky but she is really kind at heart.
😊
Our true reality is one filled with pure bliss and pleasure.
We can experience this bliss and pleasure right now, when we open our hearts up and let love guide us.
Self-love is the key to true happiness.
When I started to truly love myself, many of the critical and judgmental voices faded away and what remained was the loving and supportive voice of
KEK. 😊
I used to be very numb but have learned that being vulnerable and sincere is not weakness but is true strength. And a neat byproduct of that which
happens, is because being kind makes me feel good, this makes me want to do more for others.
By the way, I love the song by Clutch called “X-Ray Visions” that you have in your signature!
I had not heard it before and am going to embed it into this response, because it is so good, and I bet other people will love it too!
And this song comes to mind when I read your post!
😊
Cheers!
edit on 22-10-2023 by WhiteRabbitCanada because: Funny Joke! - I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I
wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden. Source:
parade.com...
I don't know who Kek is, but I'm starting to believe your frog thing may actually be closer to Christianity than Christianity.
In a board full of trolls, anger, insanity, paranoia, mistrust, unknown, your frog thing exudes pure wholesomeness. It's a nice juxtaposition. It is
almost like literary AMSR, only using white-light prose to induce said response.
I sorta wish your threads didn't sometimes freeze my browser, but other than that, planet earth appreciates Kek.
edit on 22-10-2023 by
SheWasTheDarkness because: (no reason given)
I'm thrilled that you find our 'frog thing' to be a refreshing contrast to all the negativity out there. It means a lot to me that it resonates with
you and others.
I apologize if the threads sometimes cause your browser to freeze. They make my computer freeze too!
But I'm glad that overall, they bring some joy and wholesomeness to planet Earth.
Your support is truly appreciated! * 😊
Cheers!
edit on 22-10-2023 by WhiteRabbitCanada because: Joke! – “Drive Safe” - I saw a driver texting and driving. It made me so mad I threw my
beer at him. Source: www.rd.com...
True Evil is willful Ignorance. When we shine the light of conscious awareness onto ignorance, it is no longer is hidden, it because illuminated with
light.
Our brightest light is kindness.
This is absolutely what we need to do to help those members here with Evil in their minds and hearts through ignorance or willful ignorance, which
both may stem from the same fear-based and/or abused-based places.
Ephesians 4:31-5:1 says this:
“Let all bitterness and wrath and anger and clamour and slander be put away from you, along with all malice. Be kind to one another, tenderhearted,
forgiving one another, as God in Christ forgave you. Therefore be imitators of God, as beloved children.”
“Let all bitterness and wrath and anger and clamour and slander be put away from you, along with all malice. Be kind to one another, tenderhearted,
forgiving one another, as God in Christ forgave you. Therefore be imitators of God, as beloved children.”
This is such a beautiful quote. Thank you for including it here. Reading it made me happy! 😊
A big part of my awakening journey was coming to ATS and learning from the intelligent and critical thinkers here.
I no longer subscribe to the “fear porn” either, but some of the conspiracies were shocking enough to wake me from my willful ignorance and to
turn to God for help.
Back in the day, I thought our “Evil Elite” were performing horrible child sacrifices in the name “Pizza” and was so horrified I decided it
was time to humble myself, repent and pray!
I now know that this conspiracy was all part of the theatre of the absurd, but it was very disturbing!
It was a beautiful realization learning that God does not need us to subjugate ourselves but is within the hearts of all of us and genuinely wants to
have a personal relationship with us.
I also learned God has an awesome sense of humor and is the ultimate Storyteller who uses the whole universe as His/Her canvas. *
No matter how small, or insignificant we might feel, we matter because God loves us and that makes each one of us very special. 😊
To commune with God, we need to love ourselves because to know thyself is to know thy essence is God.
This might be a little random, but I heard it once said by a very beautiful soul that our beloved animals are:
“Angels with Fur.” – Azralia
I think this is very true!
Lastly, I wanted to share, with those who might be interested, this fascinating discussion:
Take care! 😊
edit on 22-10-2023 by WhiteRabbitCanada because: Joke! - A guy walks on to a rooftop bar and sits next to another guy who says he’s
drinking a magical drink. The first guy asks, “What’s so magical about it?” Then, the guy steps to the edge of the rooftop and starts to fly.
The other guy takes a swig of the drink and tries to fly as well, but falls and dies. The bartender shakes his head and says, “You know, you’re a
real jerk when you’re drunk, Superman.” Source: cleancomedians.com...
Wasn't the real jerk the one that believed he could fly? lol
A guy walks on to a rooftop bar and sits next to another guy who says he’s drinking a magical drink. The first guy asks, “What’s so magical
about it?” Then, the guy steps to the edge of the rooftop and starts to fly. The other guy takes a swig of the drink and tries to fly as well, but
falls and dies. The bartender shakes his head and says, “You know, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk, Superman.”
Is what you are doing an example of spamming? I am confused what spamming is now.
I truly apologize for any confusion, but I have never been banned from Above Top Secret.
I did however shop at the Gap once, so I can understand why you may have confused me with a Troll, but I assure you, my threads are meant in good fun,
are divinely inspired, and sincere.
This is in fact my favourite site and I have much respect for the Moderators here at Above Top Secret dot com. In addition, I do my best to respond to
as many comments as possible in a heartfelt and courteous manner unless provoked.
Be warned though, I am highly sensitive and do not respond well to criticism of any kind, especially constructive criticism, which I find deeply
offensive, unless of course it is very funny or concealed in an extremely well thought out and preferably lengthy, time-consuming compliment.
As I explained in my introductory post, my previous username before the recent technical difficulties on this site was OwenandNoelle.
If it tickles your fancy, you may be interested in some of my earlier threads which feature words of wisdom from KEK our Bringer of Truth and
Light.
I hope this satisfied any questions of concerns that you might have!
Cheers!
edit on 22-10-2023 by WhiteRabbitCanada because: Joke! - Question: What's the difference between an internet troll and a video game character?
Answer: Video game characters have lives. www.ba-bamail.com...
Well, Superman tricked the guy into thinking the drink was magic. Which was not very nice. But I see your point! 😊
And to answer your question, I don’t think I am spamming.
This is my introduction thread. I am just answering questions and trying to be helpful and engaging!
Please know that I am happy to answer any questions people might have and was just joking when I said that I only respond to compliments.
I have learned that my sense of humor is not everyone’s cup of tea.
The truth is I sincerely appreciate everyone’s feedback! It greatly enhances the thread and brightens my day!
With Everlasting Love and Devotion,
White Rabbit Canada 🐇 🎩
Praise be to KEK! 🐸
edit on 22-10-2023 by WhiteRabbitCanada because: Joke! - Question: How do you stop an Internet troll? Answer: Seize their memes of production.
www.ba-bamail.com...
edit on 22-10-2023 by WhiteRabbitCanada because: Joke! – Entitled: “The Misunderstanding” Hi John, This is Alan next door. I
am sorry buddy, but I have a confession to make to you. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the
courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling in text as I can’t live with myself a moment longer without you knowing. The truth
is, I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, probably more than you. I haven’t been getting it at home
recently, but that's no excuse I know. The temptation was just too much. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest
apologies and forgive me. I promise that it won't happen again. Please come up with a fee for usage, and I'll pay you. Regards, Alan. The Actions:
John, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his gun, stomped next door and shot his neighbor dead. He returned home where he poured himself a stiff
drink and sat down on the sofa. He took out his phone where he saw he had a subsequent message from his neighbor. The Second Message: Hi John, This
is Alan next door again. Sorry about the slight typo on my last text. I expect you worked it out anyway, but as I’m sure you noticed that my smart
phone’s Autocorrect feature changed “Wi-Fi” to "Wife”. Technology eh?? Hope you got a chuckle from that. Regards, Alan. Source:
upjoke.com...
Haha, seems like my joke didn't quite hit the mark for you.
I understand, gun violence humor does not appeal to everyone, understandably so.
No worries, humor can be a tricky thing sometimes. We all have different tastes, right? Just wanted to bring a smile to your face.
If you ever need a good laugh, I love to share some funny stories or silly anecdotes.
Life's too short not to enjoy a good chuckle together! 😄🌟*
edit on 22-10-2023 by WhiteRabbitCanada because: I'm going to try another joke. Question: What did the Fish say when he ran into a
wall? Answer: "Dam!" Source: www.rd.com...