President Lincoln has been shot!

This is just breaking... for me. I didn't know, and just found out.

Shocking

I'm going to need some time to absorb, but I just wanted to post this out of shock and angst.

And also to test out the new thread and see if it works now since this is my first day here (it seems) and I'm such a nooooooob

Link to the article, probably more news to come out soon.

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Ye, he was assassinated like Kennedy. He pissed off the Jews you see.

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originally posted by: GeorgeFawkingOrwell
This is just breaking... for me. I didn't know, and just found out.

Shocking

I'm going to need some time to absorb, but I just wanted to post this out of shock and angst.

And also to test out the new thread and see if it works now since this is my first day here (it seems) and I'm such a nooooooob

Link to the article, probably more news to come out soon.

Fake news.
If someone had shot Lincoln I would've heard about it!
Also, who is Lincoln? Is he/she/xer a TikToker?

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My understanding is that the shooting was arranged by his vice president, Christopher Columbus working
with the CIA. Something to do with inventing electricity and spray chees. But, I get lost in government intrigues.

originally posted by: WickedChihuahua
a reply to: GeorgeFawkingOrwell

My understanding is that the shooting was arranged by his vice president, Christopher Columbus working
with the CIA. Something to do with inventing electricity and spray chees. But, I get lost in government intrigues.

YOU and your crass bovine compatriots are responsible for spray cheese to escape the oppression of the milk farms.
I sympathized with the covert bovine uprising but now you've gone too far, going back in time and assassinating presidents,
and now posting disinfo online!
You're not fooling anyone with the "sarcastic" dunce cow picture. I know you typed that with big clunky hooves.
We will not stand for this, and mark my words: your hidden cabal will be thoroughly tipped and unable to stand again!

originally posted by: BidenOperator

originally posted by: WickedChihuahua
a reply to: GeorgeFawkingOrwell

My understanding is that the shooting was arranged by his vice president, Christopher Columbus working
with the CIA. Something to do with inventing electricity and spray chees. But, I get lost in government intrigues.

YOU and your crass bovine compatriots are responsible for spray cheese to escape the oppression of the milk farms.
I sympathized with the covert bovine uprising but now you've gone too far, going back in time and assassinating presidents,
and now posting disinfo online!
You're not fooling anyone with the "sarcastic" dunce cow picture. I know you typed that with big clunky hooves.
We will not stand for this, and mark my words: your hidden cabal will be thoroughly tipped and unable to stand again!

Ha! Catch us if you can, primate! The Bovine Government Takeover Front is ubiquitous and invisible.....except for our size and random bouts flatulence. BUT, aside from that, we are invisible. Plus, we have operatives in all parts of your so called government. Including a really short guy with bad teeth at the federal motor pool in Scranton. It's only a matter of time.
Now, I and my clunky keyboard are off to post bovine erotica on LinkedIn.
Enjoy your spray cheese, human!!!

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