What If People Walked Around Naked

Honestly, I would probably ask people out for 100 more dates than I do now. We all know what kind of shapes and bodies we like, I think that if we saw those small details the urge to ask for love would be unbearable, 'hi, can we go get some coffee sometime?' many times a day.

I am not thinking of the government declaring nudity today and having ladies run for cover, and probably never leave the house. I am thinking of a civilization like the Minoan society, where the beatiful ancients walked in public topless. A culture like the amazon people, they are used to being naked.

a reply to: AncientStone

Watching too much "Naked and Afraid" shows....

a reply to: AncientStone

I can only imagine what the office thermostat would change to if people were naked.

No thanks, women already have it set to Iraq in here.

Wishful thinking, dude. Be careful what you ask for. Anticipation is often better than reality.

But why ?

WeightWatchers membership would become the hottest stock option on the planet within seconds.

a reply to: AncientStone

Gross.
This isn’t the garden of Eden.
More like the garden section at Walmart.

originally posted by: schuyler
Wishful thinking, dude. Be careful what you ask for. Anticipation is often better than reality.

^^^Truth.

a reply to: AncientStone

I'd be satisfied if they would just bann makeup. Get a good look at what's under all of that paint.

a reply to: AncientStone

Unlike animals and other primates, the human body is not suited to run around naked on the planet. It would not bode well for the species.

The climate and the bugs would make short work of any such initiative here.

I think nipples ought to be de-sexualized for sure.

My view on pelvic nudity gets kinda nuanced.
Ideally, bodies themselves shouldn't be sexual, but sex should be more about the connection.
I also think people should be more open and reverent towards sex. It definitely shouldn't be in the same category as violence. People kinda need meaningless sex sometimes though or they can get loony, so that's where it gets complicated.

I'd be alright with a kid seeing a female nipple, or someone's bare butt, if society in general didn't view those as sexual.
Anal is a thing, though, so...

On genitals though, my take is that seeing someone's genitals ought to be special for PRACTICAL reasons, as that psychological specialness incites arousal, and if you usually only see someone's genitals when they want to have sex with you, then it works for all involved.

If you see genitals all the time, then it stops being exciting, but then what happens to people hormonally?

So yeah, I think breasts/ nipples should be okay to show, but genitals themselves actually SHOULD be objectified. Since people do anal stuff,
then we should just cover the lower body and call it good.
TBH, grown men sucking on nipples like a baby has always kinda wigged me out anyway, but that's just my take.

EDIT: Look at a statue of Lilith, with her long flowing skirt and bare breasts and armlets, and tell me it wouldn't be cool if women dressed like that.
Men could too. Then when the aliens show up, we look like a civilization of ancient priests! I want that. LOL.

Where would any of us keep our wallets or car keys?

Certainly, the keys could hang on a peg... but where would we carry anything else?

a reply to: AncientStone

Prison wallet, my friend!

No, I agree with you. I like pockets too.
Women barely have them though.
I remember hugging my first GF from behind and thought I'd be goofy and shove my hands in her front pockets,
so I went for it with full gusto only to hurt my knuckles with an abrupt stop. It's bothered me ever since.

a reply to: madmac5150

a reply to: madmac5150

Your purse, now unisex!

I live in MI.
Terrible idea. Frostbite on the bits would not be fun.

I already have the office set to "Iraq", (thanks for that CriticalStinker), but I don't have anyone else here to cry about it.

You ever see a button on a fur coat?

Lol, good thing I haven't studied one culture in all of history that was a flourishing culture, that didn't not have their styles of clothing. Cave paintings show ladies over 20,000 years ago with long nice dresses. The supposed ancient aliens even wore shirts made of thin gold.

The naked and afraid shows are a good response. What got me thinking about this was that I was thinking if a female friend saw me naked by accident or by circumstances, would I feel any different being friends with her knowing that she knows what I look like naked? Just funny thoughts.

Yeah it gets pretty cold in the midwest, where everybody flips without their Carhartt.
For some reason in the summer I avoid heat like the plague and keep the AC arctic,
but when it's -3 outside, I'll huddle over a space heater set to 86, with a blanket to funnel the heat directly to my head.
Probably does mild brain damage, but it just feels so good!
I have a theory that it's the differential that feels good, not the temp itself,
but IDK if that applies to you or not.

Clothes are definitely functional in Alaska.


a reply to: chiefsmom

Only if she thinks you're hot naked. If she doesn't find your body appealing, she'll probably actively try to never think of it again.

Context also counts.
I walked in on a female friend of mine taking a dump.
I'm only thinking of it now, and I wish I wasn't.

a reply to: AncientStone