I'm not saying

a reply to: TDDAgain

Yes. I once had some dried chilli's that had a 10/10 heat rating. So rehydrated them and scrapped the seeds out. Not wearing the recommended gloves.

Then went for a wee. Ouch.

Had to sit in a bath of cold water.

a reply to: Turquosie

My mate in our local curry house ordered a Phall complaining that his last one wasn't hot enough.

You can only imagine how hot they made it.

Tried half a prawn of his and after two pints of ice cold Cobra couldn't speak for a bit.

originally posted by: TDDAgain
I never knew it could cause actual burns, I thought it is mostly the pain receptors firing and maybe then some inflammation of stomach and further down tissue.

Once saw someone pour quarter a bottle of +1mil scoville hot sauce over his steak trying to prove a point to my uncle.

After all the puking, sweating, crying, he fainted. That sauce is supposed to be applied with a toothpick, a drop at a time. He was warned. And he learned.

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a reply to: ufoorbhunter

Try it, you'll be seeing a few Orbs, mate?

originally posted by: Oldcarpy2
a reply to: ufoorbhunter

Try it, you'll be seeing a few Orbs, mate?

Soiunds more like 'fiery' logs

a reply to: ufoorbhunter

Oh you. Correct. Blazing Saddles too!

a reply to: Oldcarpy2

Farts x

a reply to: Oldcarpy2

Ouch indeed! When I shared the linked struggle I had with a IRL friend, he told me why he now wears eye protection when he does this: cut his dried chili with a chef's knife into flakes and one kernel launched up from the board right into an eye.

Imagine that horror. you already wear gloves and have to have the mind strength to not twitch, first take off the gloves all the while the kernel has plenty of time to release capsaicin onto your eyeball. Then trying to get it out.

He said it was a horrible night because the tears / eye fluid kept flowing and he had to change pillows to not spread it all over his face again.

a reply to: ufoorbhunter

My fiery logs thread needs a bump!

a reply to: TDDAgain

Wear a Hazmat suit is my top tip.

I was an advocate for moving tide pods to the candy aisle when the "tide pod challenge" was a thing. I don't think we should just let them remove themselves from the gene pool....

I think we should help expedite the process.

originally posted by: Oldcarpy2
a reply to: ufoorbhunter

My fiery logs thread needs a bump!

Being honest and realistic OC it does. Seen some amazing and awesome stuff in the skies and they all have similar accounts discs motherships orbs angel lights........... But a flying log? Nope, it is without doubt unique in the world of ufology

a reply to: ufoorbhunter

Best not fart. Top tip - if you have a cough, drink some cod liver oil to cure it. You won't dare cough.

a reply to: ufoorbhunter

Specially not happening twice, mate, with synchronicity!

originally posted by: Oldcarpy2
a reply to: ufoorbhunter

Best not fart. Top tip - if you have a cough, drink some cod liver oil to cure it. You won't dare cough.

Lol that was actually quite funny

a reply to: Oldcarpy2

after two pints of ice cold Cobra

Therein lies your big mistake .

"Hold my beer , hey y'all watch this..."
3 days later , "ashes to ashes , dust to dust"
This old country boy can eat the hottest peppers by themselves.
But , I do have common sense which a lot of folks seem not to possess .

They're pulling this from the shelves, finally. Some 14 year old kid just died doing the challenge and the company is offering refunds and pulling products.

The question is, will the profit they made be bigger than the settlement. If the profit was bigger, the people will find another similar scam to start up.

Those chips aren't that hot.

But... They're gone now, but most grocery stores had a bag of chicken nuggets with 3 sauces from the show Hot Ones.

My wife and I LOVE spicy food! We were excited about this.

The first sauce was really good buffalo sauce, but there was no burn. The second one was mildly spicy, but didn't taste good...

...

...the Apollo sauce...

The heat of 2 and a half ghost peppers. INSTANT regret!

We chugged beers until we could be comfortable enough to go to sleep, and called it a night.

I won't talk about my toilet experience the next morning.

My father in law is growing reapers right now. I ate one 4 days ago, and barely teared up. Apollo sauce is next level.

a reply to: DAVID64

The old Texas Chili Cookoff story. It's been a while since I read it for the first time. Good story