Pizza cutter

My wife just told me these so blame her.

I lost my pizza cutter so I used a Bryan Adams CD.

It cuts like a knife.


What do you call a cheap circumcision ?

A ripoff.

a reply to: DAVID64

LOL! Okay, I laughed. But I'm a dork. The 'ripoff' made me both laugh and grimace at the same time; is that even possible?

a reply to: DAVID64

You started this. . . .

Why can't you ever find elephants hiding in trees?

Because they're good at it.



Why do elephants paint their balls red?

To hide in cherry trees.




What's the loudest sound in the jungle?

A giraffe eating cherries.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Yeah,

Even I got nothing after DBCowboy

Marmalade.

It's my jam.