Mirror mirror

A woman goes to an antique shop and sees an old mirror she likes. She buys it, takes it home and hangs it on the back of her bedroom door, then goes to take a shower. After she gets out, she's standing there naked and just for fun, she closes her eyes and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my boobs a 44"
There's a flash of light and when she opens her eyes, she has 44 Ds. She can't believe it actually worked, so she runs into the living room to show her husband and tell him how it happened. He listens, jumps up, runs into the bedroom to stand in front of the mirror, closes his eyes and say's "Mirror mirror on the door make my penis hit the floor !"

There's a flash of light and he feels his penis touch the floor.

He opens his eyes and his legs are gone.

Saving that one for my grammie....