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Cerebral hemorrhage joke

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Potlatch

posted on Mar, 27 2023 @ 10:55 AM
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Here's a joke regarding the functions of the brain: What you call a birthday celebration during which a person suffers a cerebral hemorrhage?


Terpene

posted on Mar, 27 2023 @ 11:10 AM
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a reply to: Potlatch

If he was vaxxed , you'd call it a coincidence?


Potlatch

posted on Mar, 27 2023 @ 11:17 AM
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originally posted by: Terpene
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If he was vaxxed , you'd call it a coincidence?

The answer to this joke is: a cerebration!


TDDAgain

posted on Mar, 27 2023 @ 11:27 AM
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a reply to: Potlatch

Two burgers sit on the powerline, playing chess. A pickled cucumber flies past. What's the catch?


F2d5thCavv2

posted on Mar, 27 2023 @ 11:37 AM
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a reply to: TDDAgain

Then the Buergermeister comes by and tells them that sitting on the line is verboten.



Cheers


TDDAgain

posted on Mar, 27 2023 @ 11:38 AM
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a reply to: F2d5thCavv2

False.

Pickled cucumbers can't fly.



ElGoobero

posted on Mar, 27 2023 @ 12:37 PM
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not feeling 'cerebral hemorrhage' and 'joke' in the same sentence.

second line.


chris_stibrany

posted on Mar, 27 2023 @ 02:54 PM
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I am getting old enough I didn't want to click this lol.
a reply to: ElGoobero


whyamIhere

posted on Mar, 27 2023 @ 06:21 PM
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originally posted by: ElGoobero
not feeling 'cerebral hemorrhage' and 'joke' in the same sentence.

second line.


Kind of what I thought.

The older you get the less you appreciate medical type humor.



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