If people land on Mars, what should the first spoken words be?

a reply to: Potlatch

Hi. We're looking for Marvin and his Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

ok, our asses are here..

i hope this turns out better than total recall 2.

Knock knock


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Whadaya mean, "Closed"?

ahh, virginia!

"In memory of Christopher Columbus ... henceforth this Mars ... shall be known as Mars".

Oops, I'm preparing Avocado Ritz!

I like to keep up with the times.

I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque.

a reply to: ketsuko

Should have stopped and asked for directions ........

"Come, come to see the people from heaven"!

All things considered in hindsight, you should have run the other way.

originally posted by: MuddyPaws14
Does no one on ATS speak Martian? Any body?a reply to: Potlatch

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Voila - we've landed on Mars!

Nothing wrong with a bit of a "probe" to check it out first.

Flip bro, aren't you glad we're not on Venus?

originally posted by: TEOTWAWKIAIFF
a reply to: LABTECH767

I do believe that Mr. Kubrck has passed…

(LOL!)

I am pretty certain the US did put men on the moon perhaps more times than is officially mentioned if you believe some conspiracy's but it is still a great conspiracy and I also like the one about him being OFFED as some believe for blowing the lid on some already rather open secrets of the elite set in his eye's wide shut movie, which when looked at abjectly is just a movie about a bunch of people highly placed in society being members of a perverted club and engaging in wife swapping and other debauchery's as the godless lot that they are.

But that aside if anyone could have managed to pull it off, in fact I would not be surprised if 'both' WERE true, they reached the moon and as a back up they also staged it? but if so I am certain we only got to see real moon shots, I wish we had the footage that they mysteriously 'lost'?.

I suspect they filmed rather a lot more up there than they ever wanted to share with the public.

"This is one small step for man ...

This may be one genocidal disaster for indigenous Martians".

The flag please ...

Perhaps one day it shall even call for a special song, once we arrive:

"We are on Mars, we are on Mars.
We traveled the stars, we are on Mars.

We are on Mars, we are on Mars.
Let's build some bars, we are on Mars".

Being a simple soldier at a very delicate event.

I'd tentatively put anything with jelly or tentacles on hold.

Isn't that your second-worst nightmare?

"Boring ... Ooh lime jelly".

"OMG! You just ate the Martian ambassador, and caused generations of war"!

Except for Alice Cooper fans:

"I Might As Well Be On Earth".

Uh, look! Earth is so tiny!

Sorry, we never had any port-holes down in third-class.