Let's talk earlobes -- Joe B

originally posted by: nugget1
Just before no-lobe-Joe appeared on the scene he disappeared for a few days; the news report later claimed he'd had a mild stroke, but was perfectly fine now.

When next he appeared his earlobe was gone and his skin was stretched over his face as tight as a drum, leading me convinced he'd had a facelift.

I have been collecting photos of Joe ever since for comparison. One thing that stands out is the divot in his chin; it's quite deep in some photos and hardly there in others.

The configuration of his entire head seems out of proportion in some photos; wider and longer than in others.

If Joe has a double or six, I can't figure out how they could learn to sound so stupid when speaking. I guess it could be a learned trait, but that would take a LOT of practice-like years.

Knowing how ruthless the CIA/NSA is, they would have lyingly promised the double a lot of things, then used the plastic surgery time to give him a lobotomy to match the current mental equivalent of Joe Biden.

No one would ever believe it, making it a foolproof plan.