jokes.

Came across this on my Facebook page

originally posted by: andy06shake

Came across this on my Facebook page

Killer.

a reply to: andy06shake

Years ago we lived in an apartment block. There was a crowd of active boys in our stairwell. I got home one afternoon and they were stomping through puddles in front of our entrance. I just got in line and stomped through along with them. They cracked up laughing and we all laughed together.

Then one boy's father walked up. I'll never forget the look on his face as he stared at me, shook his head and just walked on. Poor sap just didn't get it, but his reaction was priceless.

Stomping in puddles is good, clean fun.

Blowing up stuff with dynamite, not so much.

a reply to: incoserv

Personally, i reckon both would be fun.

originally posted by: andy06shake
a reply to: incoserv

Personally, i reckon both would be fun.

This is what happens when kids who do both grow up...

a reply to: andy06shake

Haha that's only because he has no dynamite.

Ever hear about the dyslexic pimp that bought a warehouse.

a reply to: LABTECH767

Same as the dyslexic devil worshipper that sold his soul to Santa.

a reply to: andy06shake

You mean that guy that started the Church of Satin?

a reply to: incoserv

Then one boy's father walked up. I'll never forget the look on his face as he stared at me, shook his head and just walked on. Poor sap just didn't get it, but his reaction was priceless.

a reply to: beyondknowledge
Is that a Church dedicated to satin bed sheets?

a reply to: TDDAgain

Satin of all kind.

'Have you been touched by the most hallowed cloth?'

At least they don't wear spaghetti strainers on their heads.

a reply to: beyondknowledge

Jokes are jokes but folk's please refrain from messing with the devil he is sadly all too real and not a nice person in any way shape or form, as a certain Christian evangelist once put it do not slander him even if you really, really hate him because he hungers for your soul.

Sorry but I am the religious sort, a Christian so am only saying this to try to keep you safe.

And as for my Joke (well not MY joke it's ancient) I meant no offence to actually Dyslexia sufferers, it is an awful disability but most of them actually make up for it by being a good bit smarter in other way's, I worked with a young man that had it and he had a really sharp mind and wit.

Sorry to go off topic a bit but I felt strongly about that and I for one do not like the Devil one iota.

originally posted by: andy06shake
a reply to: LABTECH767

Same as the dyslexic devil worshipper that sold his soul to Santa.

I saw my friend stood outside the Doctor’s today. He looked really worried and upset so I asked him, “What’s the matter?”

He replied, “I’ve got the big C.”

I was shocked. “What, cancer?” I asked.

“No, dyslexia.”

a reply to: andy06shake

Yeah, but how many times have you run in painted holes in walls??

a reply to: Kurokage

Meep meep.

Stomping in puddles is fun )). Reminds me of my childhood. But I wouldn't stomp in puddles. It's a shame about the clothes.)

What kind of bee has milk? - Boobieeeees