Best Pickup Line Ever!

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

hahaha...



funny stuff...

Originally posted by Plato986
"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

LMFAO, ROL, LMAO!

Oh my god, that is about the most hilarious thing I've ver read!

I don't get it.... I feel like I'm missing out on something really good!

Originally posted by diehard_democrat
I don't get it.... I feel like I'm missing out on something really good!

Thats the stuff that makes you pass out.

My friend had a pretty good one. he'd walk up to a girl at the bar and say,"Hey, would you look over there(*points in random direction*) while i put this roofy in your drink?"

Dang it, I tried it and got slapped. Of course, I pulled my underwear out as far as I could and held it to her when I said that...

The cloroform joke is funny, but getting roofied sucks. Don't even joke about it. It's bad. Like an 8 hour hole in your brain if you live.

Watch your drink like a hawk and don't do it to others. Seriously.

Originally posted by Plato986
"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Holy Crap that is the funniest thing:w:

Originally posted by RANT
The cloroform joke is funny, but getting roofied sucks. Don't even joke about it. It's bad. Like an 8 hour hole in your brain if you live.

Watch your drink like a hawk and don't do it to others. Seriously.

i know, i know, the part i should have added is that he actually uses that as a pick up line, because once the girl realizes that he's just joking, she laughs quite a bit, and everything ends ok.

The chloroform one is very amusing! I like this one too: Walk over to a girl in a bar and ask her if she is going to walk to her car later alone, then inform her you'll be over in the corner watching her until then. I've had my fair share of stalkers, and yet this one is still amusing as long as it's joking.

i've always been a fan of:
"Hey baby, let's re-arrange the alphabet... and then have sex afterwards"

No, I like foreign people, ask them stupid questions like, How do you say Hey, those clothes look good on you, they would look better on my bedroom floor in french?(or german, or dutch, whatever)