There Once Was a Ghost from Nantucket SN2022

There once was a ghost from Nantucket
That haunted a rusty old bucket.
Thinking first that I otter
Just drain out the water
Decided instead to just chuck it.

Emanating from out of that pail
Came a hideous groan and a wail
To finish this story
Without getting gory
I'll skip to the end of the tale

The ghost had to much ectoplasm
That caused it to twitch and to spasm
And scream with delight
In a sexual fright
As it climaxed a ghostly orgasm. .

And that is

The End

a reply to: TerryMcGuire

I've read an account or two of spirits that sexually assault people. The paranasty.

Cheers

a reply to: F2d5thCavv2

Paranasty. Ugg. New word for me so I had to look it up. Mostly led to other words I've never heard, so thanks for that cuz now I'll be trying to rhyme them all for the next hour or so.

a reply to: TerryMcGuire

A really enjoyable read, Terry!



It brought back fond memories of Ghostbusters.

Paranasty....
Learn something new everyday.

There once was a man named Saul,

Who went to a fancy dress ball,

He thought he would risk it,

And go as a biscuit,

But a dog ate him up in the hall..

Thanks for your submission


Good Luck in the Contest!
Johnny

Love me a good limerick!

a reply to: TerryMcGuire

I really enjoyed your limerick! It was clever and funny and engaging. Well done!

a reply to: argentus

Thanks A, it's nice to be appreciated. That one inspired me to write a couple more though neither is suitable to post here.