posted on May, 5 2022 @ 02:42 AM
Right-o, I've been trying to compile this list for a few months now since I "Came Up" with the idea of a top five list. I'm like Al Gore, i
invented something. Ha.
I don't know if I can include my hometown of Las Vegas in the list. We've had two mayors in the last two and some change decades and is a literal
crime family running this city. Mayor Oscar Goodman was, no joke, the "lawyer to the mob" in the bygone days, then becomes mayor, THEN hands the
reigns off to his wife. I truly do not know what to say but life here in Vegas has gone pretty well although the water problems and blah blah blah may
make this city uninhabitable within a few years
If I, as a Vegan (not food, get your mind out of the gutter), can't figure it out, this list is just sorta, kinda what can be from my perspective. I
don't think we have enough history to be in the top five.
5. Chicago. Vote early, vote often. Need I say more?
4. Detroit. They've been Democrat for most of the last few decades and you really do need to balance out the power every once in a while to keep
things sane and Detroit ain't sane anymore. So many decrepit houses there, blah blah blah.
This is where it gets really tricky, #2 &3 are hard to parse.
3. Baltimore. Just watch The Wire or the new series We Own This City. Truth is told in those shows and I met a guy from Baltimore recently who told
me, just like the show told me, how frakked up it is there. I'm surprised they were able to get back into the city to film We Own This City as they
had kinda been kicked out after Homicide and The Wire.
2.Miami. The biggest real estate scam on the earth, funded by coc aine......what could go wrong? Ah, who cares when a building collapses because
it's built on flimsy limestone, the architects and builders didn't care when it was built but only 100 people died, who cares, right?
1. NYC. WHY does it control the western world? Who gives a frak about the NYT bestseller list, why should they be the arbiter, and why does anyone
care about that disgusting city?
There's gotta be a reason and it cannot be a good one. I don't have the time to go into specifics but most here know history enough to either agree
or repudiate my #1.
Have fun, folks. This is a really interesting discussion and I did have a few minutes of this with a guy I know who's lived all over and been in the
military so he knows more about cities I've never been to and neither he nor I could come up with a top 5 just off the top of our heads. Took me a
few weeks of pondering this and then the discussion with my friend before posting this and my opinion could change on a dime or less.
So I kept this simple, sort of. I could type for days but you don't need my college dissertation (BTW, I never went to college, but you get the
point) on this subject. Gotta leave some room for you guys to give your top five and the reasons why. Oh yeah, you gotta lay it all out. No wimping
out.
I love lists.