The Funny Company

My price.

1. 20,000 Kalishnakov 7.62x39 rifles. Russian millwork. No stamped Chinese or Romanian knock-off junk. All crated in cosmoline.
2. 1,000,000 rounds of 7.62x39 jacketed ammunition.

You will recieve 5 cents (US) per pound of aforementioned cargo on pick-up. Which, I will add is 3 cents more than market at this time.
Also, we will be picking up any narcotics you posess, free of charge. There will be a 500 dollar gratuity paid for every 2000 pounds of said narcotics we remove for disposal.

Your contact will be Mr. Tse Chi Lop. Everything will be coordinated by him and his people.

You are Air America.
We are The Funny Company.

The Golden Triangle will be your base of operations. You will be working for Mr. Lop in a reciprocitous fashion.
You will have no further contact from us.





Anything resembling anything is of course ficticious and part of an ongoing short story.