All your base are belong to us

Originally posted by Klepto

Originally posted by Bangin
Klepto, I'm offended by your sig pic. I'm going to report you to....erm...somebody soon. :shk:

don't be offended, embrace the Hoff!

I think he's too busy embracing the huff. But he could leave in a minute and a huff. And at football events, he can have a huff-time event.

Originally posted by Indellkoffer
And you gotta problem with this... how?

Could be a lady behind that avatar, y'know? We like hunky underdressed guys.

Women like David HasselHoff???

WHAT?!?!?


*faints*

you know that the Hoff says he is responsible for the fall of the Berlin Wall, we know this is due to the acting and singing talent he uses to make the world a better place for all!

i'm blind!!!! is that Hass's penie showing in your signature

change that pic quick before I hurl again

(peers closely at picture of David.)

No, that's a dog on his chest (a SharPei.) Color me disappointed.

And who knew Baywatch had lyrics. I'm sure everyone tuned in for those!

Call PETA, that's animal cruelty!

Someone get that poor dog off of Hasselhoff, he's touching his naked body

[edit on 4-1-2005 by worldwatcher]

Hoff Alien
Lands on earth and disembarks from craft.
and says:
We Come In Peace





drbryankkruta replies

And You Leave In Pieces


[edit on 1/4/2005 by drbryankkruta]

Lambrusti:
come on... out with it man...

everyone knows that homophobia is a sign of obvious homosexuality...
remember... hate is just disapointed love...

it's Ok though... we love you anyway

Originally posted by MaskedAvatar
but all your soul are belong to me.

It's a woman's prerogative to change her mind.

Having read the contributions on this thread, the owners of those posts that actually own souls should keep their souls. The cabinet is full.