I remember these days in the dojo

Self-defense I do believe in.
I was lucky to study with a ww2 master of motoburyu karate .
Now at my age I only fight with the wind.

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We had some what a different master.
I too remember the 80s.

a reply to: musicismagic

You fight using flatulence?



I am doing shotokan and it's very fun. Sometimes it kicks my ass. You get out of it what you put in after all.

When I did Tae Kwon Do a billion and a half years ago, I was so uncoordinated.. My Sabum instructed me to kick the thing he was holding, and I kicked him like Thanos in his leg.... he dropped the bag, and fisted up to me, eyes wild with rage.

Never been more intimidated in my life. lol.. and I've been stabbed... well, I stabbed myself, in the leg, and wrapped an electrical chord around it, and after an hour it just burt with blood when I moved. Not too smart, me...

Vodka played a good role in that situation. but being such an incessant alcho, no one knew till they asked. sad but true.

I also play the devil in other peoples lives. Wasn't cast for it, but when you're typecast, you're typecast.

originally posted by: chris_stibrany
a reply to: musicismagic

You fight using flatulence?

I am doing shotokan and it's very fun. Sometimes it kicks my ass. You get out of it what you put in after all.

Flatulence is the best defence against unsuspecting, and innocent train travellers.

I remember one time, an Irish bloke was on a train, and suddenly out of the blue this stench. He was the only one who yelled "WHO THE FK DID THAT?" in an Irish accent. We would have laughed, but that would have meant inhaling a foul disgust we'd rather not be aware of.

He also got fined $50 for not having a valid ticket. He argued "I'll get one when I get off? Fifty fkn dollars, are you right mate?"

much respect to our brethren in Eire...

originally posted by: musicismagic

Self-defense I do believe in.
I was lucky to study with a ww2 master of motoburyu karate .
Now at my age I only fight with the wind.

Unfortunately we didn't get any memories here.

But I agree that some self-defense attempts are interesting to watch.

a reply to: jerich0

He who smelt it, dealt it!