Russians, British and crocodile

Hello ATS!

One story is now very popular in Russian social networks. I do not know how true it is, but it accurately reflects the current Russophobia in Europe.

A man stood at the London Zoo, drinking beer and looking around. Suddenly, a little girl falls into the enclosure with crocodiles. The man throws away the can of beer and jumps after the girl into the enclosure. He pulls the girl out and hands her to her sobbing mother. They begin to thank him: "Thank you, you acted like a real brave Englishman!"
The man replied: "No, I'm Russian."

The next day, all British newspapers came out with the headline: "Drunken Russian tourist stole dinner from a crocodile."

Thanks.

a reply to: RussianTroll




Thanks for the laugh! Great way to start my day.

A conversation between two russian prisoners

-I shouted at the red square "Putin is Crazy"
-How much you got ? asked the other
- 15 years
- That cannot be right for shouting, other replied
- 5 Years for huliganism and 10 years for exposing a State Secret !

a reply to: dollukka

Are you saying that no Englishman would jump into a crocodile enclosure to save a little girl?
Your answer has been accepted.

a reply to: RussianTroll

Thread is a joke so is the answer

What has 40 teeth and 4 legs ?
-Crocodile
What has 40 legs and 4 teeth?
-Politburo

a reply to: RussianTroll

a reply to: dollukka

What am I amazed by the British. This is - for any news, for any word, for any story, the British react in the same way; "But Putin ..."
Are you in love with Putin or do you dream about him every night?
In this case, I have to turn to psychology))))

a reply to: RussianTroll
No need if you read a joke and understand what it is.

a reply to: alldaylong

Putin broke his collarbone in soccer match if i remember right it was a friendly match between "Bishop´s sons" and St Peterburgs city delegation ( Putin was in those time a deputy mayor of St Petersburg). Arch Bishop of Åbo, Vikström tackled Putin in that game and "Bishop´s sons " won the game 2-1. This is why Putin hardly lift one of his arm and walks that way. This can be found in Gustav Björkstrand´s book "Life is a team play".

a reply to: dollukka

Buy a portrait of Putin, hang this portrait in your home and then do whatever you want with it.
At the forum, we are not interested in your attitude towards Putin for any reason. We listen to the weather forecast in Micronesia, but then you come and say: "But Putin ...".
Believe me, it's funny)))

a reply to: alldaylong

Putin broke his collarbone in soccer match ---- etc


Just another myth .

Arm carried low to maximise speed to gun . Standard for police /military special forces .

a reply to: RussianTroll

Is that what you are doing an act what happens with butt shooted bear ? LOL very hilarious ! Well i don´t need any portraits i see you believe me it is enough.

a reply to: RussianTroll

Hahaha good story

Another thread from krembot.

Surprise.