In Russian accent
Vladimir Putin : What ? Who is this Jocko ? is he now American President ?
Russian General : We don't know sir KGB is checking on this .
Vladimir Putin : What is this !! He is now sending weapons to Ukrainians , Who is this man !?
Russian General : We have intel Sir , He is President of NAVY and President of NAVY SEALS .
Vladimir Putin : Quick check our Satellites , This Jocko says he is sending Navy Carrier groups and Marines .
Russian General : Right Away Sir .
Vladimir Putin : Hurry you fool ! Get Biden on the Phone He made me assurances !
Russian General : Sir we have more intel on this Jocko Navy Seal President , It is said he has killed many Spetsnaz and also had sex relations with
there wives .
Vladimir Putin : What is happening !!!! Is this Jocko President or not !?!? Does he have this Power !?!?
Russian General : Were not sure - ' Putin back hands the General '
Vladimir Putin : Get the Nuclear Launch Codes quick !
Russian General : But SIR ! We cant launch Nuclear weapons at America !
Vladimir Putin : I know this you idiot , We will launch against this Jocko , We must Stop him !
edit on 27-2-2022 by asabuvsobelow because: More info and Grammar.
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I’d go to war with Jocko I don’t see the humor in this. Actually I’m looking for where do I sign up and if my job will give me an early
dismissal tomorrow so I can go on a field trip to Europe Tuesday
Well I lie a little the sexual relations with spetznaz wives did make me laugh
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