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originally posted by: rickymouse
Once you're addicted to the drugs, you can't quit or you will die.
Eh. Looks like 3,000+ flight for the Holiday were cancelled due to global warming and the vaccine is working for flight personnel so very well.
originally posted by: Nothin
a reply to: Blue_Jay33
Around the world : thousands of folks are having nightmares, about trying to check-in for a flight, or get-in to the movies, resto, gym, or wherever they took the Jab™ , to get their Vax-Pass™ accepted entrance : then Beep-Beep-Beep !!
" Sir : you Vax-Pass™ has expired, you can't enter. "
" But it was good just yesterday, I swear ! "
" Sorry sir. Rules are rules. "
" But I was busy, then my wife..."
" Oh ! It says that you received three notices to get your 8th booster, but still didn't go ? You are now considered an unclean one, an Unvaxxed™ "
" But I was gonna go, I just... "
" Security !!! "
Play stupid games : win stupid prizes.
originally posted by: Asktheanimals
So 1 + 1 = 4 now, right? Time for that ReboosterBoost Tm. Don't worry, they are working on a catchy tune and dance routine. The ReboosterBoost will be the hit video of 2022. Prime time ads on National news until after Wheel of Torture are secured for a solid month AND it will be embedded in several new videogame releases ensuring the desired target audience.
Update: Frank Oz has generously donated the services of The Count for this public health campaign. Updated update: Martin agency has plans for using pro golfers hitting unvaxxed cavemen with golf balls while shouting "FOUR!". The quadruple jabbed will love it.
Personal Eta: my imagination gets so carried away by these ideas it's ridiculous. Here's the ad screenplay: group of hungry cavemen walking through woods only finding old bones, sticks and rocks as various members bite each with predictable results (broken teeth on rock). They approach a clearing and see vultures circling above and the group wanders on to a putting green while looking up. Golfer at tee shouts "fore!" and smacks the ball. Pan back to group looking up to hear sailing ball incoming which strikes an individual on the head, knocking them out. All are so hungry the fight over the ball stepping on the dead member. The big leader with giant club then takes the ball and looking back up to the vultures gives reverent look of thanks before biting down on his heaven sent egg. He too breaks his teeth which fall out much to the groups laughter. Back the golfers a cart arrives carrying 3 golfers who say "mind if we join?". "Just us 4?" one asks, while they all tee up their balls for the drive. In unison they tee off and we go back to group which has stopped laughing after a couple more were beaten to death by the now enraged leader...now we hear approaching golf balls which strike several more members including the leader. This leaves 3 alive who fall to their knees making supplicating gestures to the circling vultures overhead. Back to our golf group of 4 where they tee off again. Repeat incoming balls killing 2. The sole survivor then run away to woods to safety. Back at the golf group one remarks "physics ya know? some idiots just don't believe in science".
This is what I have to put up with in my head.
originally posted by: marg6043
a reply to: Blue_Jay33
Poor experimental subjects their brain is going to turn to mulch after all thar synthetic crap.
what I do not understand is how the Israelis let their leaders do experiments on them.
Imagine being 6 shots in, and a person has to get their first shot, now you have to wait 2 years to be "fully vaccinated" it's beyond stupid at this point.
originally posted by: Sublimecraft
a reply to: Blue_Jay33
This is clearly a bioweapon attack on free people by elites, anyone denying this is either stupid or a government shill.
originally posted by: Asktheanimals
So 1 + 1 = 4 now, right? Time for that ReboosterBoost Tm. Don't worry, they are working on a catchy tune and dance routine. The ReboosterBoost will be the hit video of 2022. Prime time ads on National news until after Wheel of Torture are secured for a solid month AND it will be embedded in several new videogame releases ensuring the desired target audience.
Update: Frank Oz has generously donated the services of The Count for this public health campaign. Updated update: Martin agency has plans for using pro golfers hitting unvaxxed cavemen with golf balls while shouting "FOUR!". The quadruple jabbed will love it.
Personal Eta: my imagination gets so carried away by these ideas it's ridiculous. Here's the ad screenplay: group of hungry cavemen walking through woods only finding old bones, sticks and rocks as various members bite each with predictable results (broken teeth on rock). They approach a clearing and see vultures circling above and the group wanders on to a putting green while looking up. Golfer at tee shouts "fore!" and smacks the ball. Pan back to group looking towards the golfer as they heard him hear ball incoming which strikes an individual on the head, knocking them out. All are so hungry the fight over the ball stepping on the dead member. The big leader with giant club then takes the ball and looking back up to the vultures gives reverent look of thanks before biting down on his heaven sent egg. He too breaks his teeth which fall out much to the groups laughter. Back the golfers a cart arrives carrying 3 golfers who say "mind if we join?". "Just us 4?" one asks, while they all tee up their balls for the drive. In unison they tee off shouting "fore!" but much louder attracting the cave group attention again. We go back to group which has stopped laughing after a couple more were beaten to death by the now enraged leader...now we hear approaching golf balls which strike several more members including the leader. This leaves 3 alive who fall to their knees making supplicating gestures to the circling vultures overhead. Back to our golf group of 4 where they tee off again. Repeat incoming balls killing 2. The sole survivor then run away to woods to safety. Back at the golf group one remarks "physics ya know? Out of that whole group only 1 believes in science".
This is what I have to put up with in my head.
originally posted by: Blue_Jay33
At what point do we say this is enough already?
Hospital Launches 2nd Booster Shot
Intro to article
An Israeli hospital administered fourth COVID-19 vaccine doses to a test group of health workers on Monday, in what it called the first major study into whether a second round of boosters will help contend with the fast-spreading Omicron variant.
Are we going to be hooked on perpetual boosters forever ?
At what cost to our natural immunity ?
Will they keep changing the definition of those "fully vaccinated", every time a new booster shot comes out?
Imagine being 6 shots in, and a person has to get their first shot, now you have to wait 2 years to be "fully vaccinated" it's beyond stupid at this point.