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originally posted by: EncounteRreport
Wh're doth i coequal starteth on cryptids? if 't be true thee bethink mod'rn science hast discov'r'd ev'ry species on earth, thou art likely science illit'rate. Howev'r if 't be true thee bethink th're art dinosaurs in a hollow space in the earth, same. With yond being hath said, aye new species art discov'r'd ev'ry day, but these art bawbling creature. Rarely ev'r human siz'd animals.
fine, let’s starteth with bigfoot. Aye, th're art bigfoot 'r yeti sightings all ov'r the earth. Anon h're is an imp'rtant clue, those gents art diff'rent col'rs in diff'rent areas. It’s eke imp'rtant to behold at what human siz'd 'r larg'r animals art in those areas. Anywh're thee has't a bigfoot-like 'r yeti-like creature, thee has't bears. So what doth bears has't to doth with bigfoot?
bears can walketh on two forks f'r did extend p'riods of timeth. Some bears walketh upright p'rmanently in the case of an injury. These can rip thee apart while standing upright as well. A backeth paw of a beareth is similar to a human footprint if 't be true thee don’t knoweth what thou art looking f'r.
lets taketh a behold at chupacabra. This thing is likely a dog 'r wolf in most cases, 'r a human psychopath. I’ve eke seen yond flies can doth what art purp'rt'd to doth to the po'r goats. Nothing strange th're.
then we has't the loch ness monst'r which hast been did describe as being a prehist'ric animal, but that’s not possible given the geological and climatically hist'ry of the area. While i p'rsonally believeth this to beest a hoax, oth'r scientists has't hath said t couldst beest a giant eel living th're.
then we has't the goat sir of the pope licketh bridge, this one actually hast a valorous hist'ry tale to t. Many confirm'd deaths in the immediate area, and “satanic” w'rship hast been known in the area. While that’s true, this is a longeth traineth bridge with nay sides and an unpredictable traineth scheduleth.
If 't be true a traineth cometh, thee don’t has't timeth to receiveth off to that gent bridge, and th're’s nowh're to wend. Thee eith'r receiveth hath killed by the traineth 'r the did grind. You’re doing thy dumb ritual and thee buddy dares thee to climb t. Don’t doth yond.
one yond i can not pray pardon me is a fam'r about two hundr'd years ago rep'rting an odd creature eating his chickens, then his grandson draws t and it’s a dinosaur.
With yond hath said, scientists has't recently did turn of the beak genes in a chicken, and t hath grown a dinosaur-like snout with teeth from obsolete genes still presenteth. Haply th're is something th're.
anon oft thee receiveth very much odd rep'rts of creatures yond can not beest did explain
originally posted by: SwampFox999
a reply to: KindraLabelle2
Dont worry OP was not speaking english. Some strange wanna be 17th century version of it.
And my answer for OP, is probably drugs. Too few or too many.