Some questionable CDC hurricane preparedness tips

Not to worry...
Trump will change the course of any hurricane with a simple sharpie and no one will get Covid.

originally posted by: EdisonintheFM

I say yes, they have the audacity to do such a thing to victims of a hurricane or any disaster requiring relief and aid.

From April this year:


People on the Caribbean island where a volcano went off are being evacuated on cruise ships — but not without a COVID-19 vaccine

Dude! Sweet!

According to the CDC the vaccine prevents hurricanes!

Did I get their warning right?

Someone needs to get a picture of the petrified bodies from Pompeii and make a meme: CDC said this would happen if we didn't get the COVID shot!

There's a whole disaster victim series in that one.

a reply to: Hypntick

Apparently the vaccine makes you immune to hurricanes, who knew.

The virus causes a cytokine storm in some people. I think that the CDC believes cytokine and cyclonic storms are related. Must have had a glitch in the error correction software and nobody there is smart enough to have noticed it.

originally posted by: OccamsRazor04
a reply to: Hypntick

Apparently the vaccine makes you immune to hurricanes, who knew.

Smokey the Bear: Remember, only COVID vaccines can prevent forest fires!

a reply to: ketsuko

Imagine a virus so deadly you have people knocking on your homes and on your door reminding you the "Good Citizen" not to believe any weird rumors you problary heard.

originally posted by: ketsuko

originally posted by: OccamsRazor04
a reply to: Hypntick

Apparently the vaccine makes you immune to hurricanes, who knew.

Smokey the Bear: Remember, only COVID vaccines can prevent forest fires!

Actually it was Covid that got old Pecos Bill. Not the renowned twister. Little known history fact. 99.5% true. Not talked about much.

a reply to: karl 12

Whoa. It looks like TPTB are going to use Covid to advance their goal of total control of humans.

It's far from over, apparently, concerning Covid anyway.