Mark Zuckerberg's weird 4th of July video

It's now July 7th, and there are still many people doubting the video is real. It's just too weird. But it's real.

The minute-long video shows Zuckerberg riding an electric hydrofoil surfboard while holding an American flag. "Take Me Home, Country Roads" is the soundtrack.



The funny comments started coming within minutes of him posting the video on Instagram. People shared the vid on numerous platforms across the net.
One of my favorite comments was on twitter:
This is the worst thing that has ever existed

Other good ones:

"I really need to escape this world."

"A guy who made his fortune grooming the masses to be enslaved on his platform is waving the symbol for freedom"

"I've been laughing for two straight days"

"This is seriously the scariest sh!t I've ever seen."



Advertising and marketing morons have theorized that Zuckerberg's public image people thought it would make him look like George Washington crossing the Potomac. With a cool, modern twist. Maybe. Nothing is beyond the sick imaginations of the advertising and marketing crowd.

More funny comments from the net-o-sphere:

"I'm sharing this horror because since I saw it, you have to see it too. Sorry, I don't make the rules."

"Stop mocking him. It takes real skill to make surfing look uncool."

"Where’s a Great White Shark when you need one?"

"He made this for the foreigners who still don't hate America"

"Facebook’s PR team spent years trying to craft a good image for Zuckerberg. It's gone in 60 seconds"

a reply to: ColeYounger

Looks fake to me. His head doesn't move right...

a reply to: ColeYounger

You open that video to full screen and look at the face. It's featureless. Fake.

a reply to: CharlesT

Zuckerberg kind of has that face though.

originally posted by: CharlesT
a reply to: ColeYounger

You open that video to full screen and look at the face. It's featureless. Fake.

Zuckerberg is fake in every respect.

I just fast-forwarded through this experiment in shaping public image in about 25 seconds. The word bizarre doesn't begin to describe it. Z'berg is such a douche. I like to think that John Denver is rolling over in his grave.

a reply to: ColeYounger

Wow, Zuckerberg is a douche but that is some really bad CGI.

Man it's like they wanted to ruin a good song.

It would have been more believable with a good wig and makeup job.

I think this is a deepfake test to see what they can get away with when the Zuck gets Bucked. They are literally testing the waters on it.

Pandering to the right-wingers who left the social media platform is all this is...

maybe the Trumper can add this to his lawsuit

'severe emotional trauma on sighting his surf video.'

originally posted by: PraetorianAZ
I think this is a deepfake test to see what they can get away with when the Zuck gets Bucked. They are literally testing the waters on it.

Makes you wonder how many of the characters we see on screen actually exist.
Cgi Joe, rat-faced Fauci, the entire media?
Who knows at this point.

I don't care if it's fake. I like it. lol

I was hoping for a knarly wipeout for a pick-me-up at the end, but alas.... not to be.

a reply to: ColeYounger

I watched till the end in the hope he was attacked by a shark or hit by a speed boat.

a reply to: ColeYounger

I guess seeing as how he is a robot thing, he is not worried about being impaled by that flag pole.

I kept waiting for him to rip the pin on an explosive vest.
Disappointed.

a reply to: ColeYoungerstick with me on this, willie Nelson was in the highway men, with Johnny cash. If only it was Johnny cash who shot a man in Silicon Valley.

At least it would have saved the embarrassment willie Nelson’s family will probably suffer.

I think
The opening to this song would be appropriate for mark tuckerbag, joke it was an old Aussie supermarket.

Though this describes mark;

m.youtube.com...

That was all weirdly inappropriate.