Joe Biden is a Natural Australian!!!! Saved.

It turns out the pigeon who apparently flew across the globe to abscond to Australia, was in fact an Australian all along. Despite efforts to have him executed for breaching border quarantine, he has now been given a reprieve.

Now, if we can only get the RJB to be investigated as much

Link if it works.

Pigeons don't fly, they only lie about the truth. Joe's tongue is like the " wind is his roadmap " in life.

originally posted by: musicismagic
Pigeons don't fly, they only lie about the truth. Joe's tongue is like the " wind is his roadmap " in life.

Lol

Unfortunately, the Real Joe can't rely on the wind. It changes direction way too often for him to stick by it. But then, doesn't really appear to matter much.

Luckily the pigeon however, was fake news biden!!

Poor, poor pigeon!

To be mistaken for being Joe Biden and an American from Oregon.

Of course ... if Uncle Joe really is a native Australian ... he's not eligible to be inaugurated! Time for some Biden birtherism.

So migratory birds safe or not?

a reply to: loam

Might depend on if it's an African or European swallow.

(I would assume that naturally migratory birds are considered native.)

a reply to: ketsuko Don't Eagles eat pigeon's ?

a reply to: ketsuko When I went into the Navy Submarine service in 1970 they investigated almost everyone I ever talked too. My current wife now of 42 years (Dating at the time Mother Brit /Father US Navy station in England) they dug that up for my clearance....... Now you are saying the Background Check for POTUS is LESS Restrictive???? The Blew it with Obama, Bushes, and Now Joey........ My 13 year old grandson has a better retention span...... And doesn't need a card to order an Ice cream cone or answer a question..... SO Sad in less than 5 months.