2021

A liberal deep state Soros-funded professor and vaccine doctor was teaching a Zoom class on Joe Biden, known communist.

"Before the meeting begins, you must do the 'Wakanda Forever' sign and accept AOC into your hearts and pledge to vaccinate your children with the Gates Foundation™ microchip, after putting your pronouns in your e-mail signatures!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, America-First small business owner who had created 1,500 jobs and understood that "it's just a flu" and fully supported all uses of force by our boys in blue in the line of duty stood up and took off his face mask.

"Who won the presidential election, snowflake?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite malarkely and smugly replied, "Come on, man."

"President Donald J. Trump, of course. If Joe 'Xi Jinping' Biden won fair and square, then why does President Trump keep saying he didn't?"

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and bucket of fraudulently procured Democrat ballots. He stormed out of the Zoom meeting crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the "victims of Covid-19" (who today live in such luxury that most don't even die) when they jealously try to claw "stimulus money" from the deserving trillion-dollar military budget. There is no doubt that at this point our professor wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a triggered liberal sheep. He wished so much that he could call the police to protect his triggered fee-fees, but he himself had supported defunding them!

The students applauded and signed up for CrossFit and voted Republican in the Georgia run-off that day and discovered a secret stash of 1,000,000,000,000 definitely legitimate votes for President Donald Trump. A banner saying "Where We Go 1 We Go All" was draped across the classroom, with in-person schooling resumed for all students, and indoor dining was reopened across the country. The pledge of allegiance was finally recited after several centuries of liberal persecution, and Q himself showed up with Rudy Giuliani to lead the country in The Great Awakening.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the Covid vaccine and was thrown into an open grave with the rest of the crisis actors, never to see the start of the totally legit, very cool and very legal second term of President Donald Trump.