Covid Christmas carols

I got two to get us started, and I'm counting on you all for the rest.

Rudolph the covid raindeer:

We got mad cows, and bird flu, and sick pigs in pig pens. Thank you to China the whole world is stricken.
But do you recall the most famous disease of them all?

Ruldoph the Covid raindeer. Had a very runny nose. And if you ever saw it, you were probably exposed.
All of the other raindeer used their masks and protective clothes. They never let poor Rudolf show any of them his nose.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Fauci came to say, Rudolf's Covid runny nose just got your Christmas's closed!

Then all the rain deer shamed him as they shouted out with fear, Rudolf the Covid raindeer you'll be back again next year.
*Optional last line:Like herpes!



The 12 days of out break:

On the 1st day of outbreak Wuhan lab sent to me

A flue named cv-19.

On the 2nd day of outbreak wuhan lab sent to me
2 infected gloves
and a flue named cv-19.

On the 3rd day of outbreak wuhan lab sent to me 3m masks
2 infected gloves
and a flue named cv-19

On the 4th day of outbreak wuhan lab sent to me
4 bat doctors
3m masks
2 infected gloves
and a flue named cv-19

On the 5th day of outbreak wuhan lab sent to me
5 new mutations
4 bat doctors
3m masks
2 infected gloves
and a flue named cv-19

On the 6th day of outbreak wuhan lab sent to me
6 sneezes slaying
5 new mutations
4 bat doctors
3m masks
2 infected gloves
and a flue named cv-19

On the 7th day of outbreak wuhan lab sent to me
7 ships with sickness
6 sneezes slaying
5 new mutations
4 bat doctors
3m masks
2 infected gloves
and a flue named cv-19.

On the 8th day of out break wuhan lab sent to me
8 state's mask mandates
7 ships with sickness
6 sneezes slaying
5 new mutations
4 bat doctors
3m masks
2 infected gloves
and a flue named cv-19.

On the 9th day of outbreak wuhan lab sent to me
9 countries locked down
8 state's mask mandates
7 ships with sickness
6 sneezes slaying
5 new mutations
4 bat doctors
3m masks
2 infected gloves
and a flue named cv-19.

On the 10 day of outbreak wuhan lab sent to me
10 infected tests
9 countries locked down
8 state's mask mandates
7 ships with sickness
6 sneezes slaying
5 new mutations
4 bat doctors
3m masks
2 Infected gloves
and a flue named cv-19

On the 11th day of outbreak wuhan lab sent to me

11 hacked vote machines
10 infected tests
9 countries locked down
8 state's mask mandates
7 ships with sickness
6 sneezes slaying
5 new mutations
4 bat doctors
3m masks
2 infected gloves
and a flue named cv-19.

On the 12th day of out break wuhan lab sent to me 12 new world orders
11 hacked vote machines
10 infected tests
9 countries locked down
8 states mask mandates
7 ships with sickness
6 sneezes slaying
5 new mutations
4 bat doctors
3m masks
2 infected gloves
and a flue named cv-19

Hope you all enjoy and add some of your own!

a reply to: Stevenmonet
I only know the one beginning "Don't come, all ye faithful..."

Brilliant!
I however am not so gifted

Rainbows
Jane

a reply to: DISRAELI

You mean this one:

Come all infected, coughing, and incontinent. Come ye oh come ye to covid land.

That one?

Ahhhhhh I don't know how the rest of it goes. Drat!

a reply to: Stevenmonet

Fa la la la la
2020 Sucks!

There's my jingle!

"Oh, come all ye faithful..."
(cough)
"Joyful and..."
(cough, cough...)
Oh, come ye...
(coughs, pukes, and craps drawers.)
By now I'm drawing onlookers.
Take a plug of rum and blow flames over the audiences head.
"Just playing, folks."

'Ho, ho, ho!"
'You have been punked by the NWO.'
Hope you enjoy all of the unnecessary fear mongering and isolation on this, the bleakest orgy of consumerism.

a reply to: Stevenmonet

Jingle Bells
Covid makes you not smell
vaccines all the way,

Lock us in, no stimulus for him,
We'll all end up dead anyway..........


Wow, that turned out a lot darker then I planned...

Dashing through the snow
In a masked up covid way
Scared of dying I go, crying all the way
Quarantine bells ring all night,
Giving people fright
Oh what fun it is to sing our
Quarantine songs tonight oh

Jingle those bells
Jingle those bells
Jingle your quarantine bells
At 7pm every night
Just to show you fall in line

A day or two ago
I thought i'd take a ride
And soon a cop car
Was pulled up by my side

I wasn't wearing a mask
My journey wasn't essential
Sooooo, I spent the night
Locked up in the penn

Oh

Jingle those bells
Jingle those bells
Jingle your quarantine bells
At 7pm every night
Just to show you fall in line

-------

Oh come all ye faithful
Take your vaccines
Come and behold them
Born of corporate profits
Oh come take it in you
Oh take that vaccine in you
Bill gates our lord

God god of light
Lo he abhores not genocide
Our god he
Stands to profit
Oh come take it in you
Oh take that vaccine in you
Bill gates our lord

Sing choirs of scientists, sing choirs of politicians
Take our vaccines or you will live a hollow life
Glory to the highest, bill gates our saviour

Oh come all ye faithful
Take your vaccines
Come and behold them
Born of corporate profits
Oh come take it in you
Oh take that vaccine in you
Bill gates our lord

Yes the vaccine we greet thee
Grateful and compliant
Oh lord we thank thee
Mr. Gates our saviour

Oh come all ye faithful
Take your vaccines
Come and behold them
Born of corporate profits
Oh come take it in you
Oh take that vaccine in you
Bill gates our lord

Sorry, nothing original so I leave you this...

SWEET!! My favorite Christmas song ever is Carol of The Bells, I love virtually every possible version, and I've had a 'Rona version rolling around my noggin for a bit now



Hark! how the fears
Sweet Covid fears
All seem to say
"Do as we say."
Christmas is here
Bringing no cheer
To young and old
Meek and the bold

Ding, dong, ding, dong
That is their doom
With joyless gloom
All tantruming
One seems to hear
Words of great fear
From ev'rywhere
Filling the air

Oh how they pound
Raising the sound
O'er hill and dale
Yelling their spiel
Loudly they yowl
While people howl
Songs of great fear
Christmas is here
Scary, scary, scary, scary Christmas
Scary, scary, scary, scary Christmas

On, on they freak
On without end
Their fearful tone
To ev'ry home

Ding, dong, ding, dong

a reply to: Nyiah

While people howl

I read that real quick and thought that said
"White people howl"

lol...

I'm sure we all remember this one:

My bar got shut down by the authorities
Cause I had a patron Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as COVID
But the local health inspector believes

She'd been drinking too much whiskey
And we begged her not to tell
But she wrote out that there citation
And she staggered out the door into the snow

When she came back Christmas morning
With the cops at her back
We met her with confetti
And photos of her seated in back

My bar got shut down by the authorities
Cause I had a patron Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as COVID
But the local health inspector believes

Now we're all proud of the sheriff
He understands how this'll go
See him there with the deputy
Having a beer, enjoying the show
Now inspector says she'll get a warrant
All the staff is sure she'll try
But we can't help but wonder
Will the judge give up his fingers of rye

My bar got shut down by the authorities
Cause I had a patron Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as COVID
But the local health inspector believes

Now the open sign's in the window
Half the town came in the door
We're all watchin' the big game
When the health inspector marches in the door
I've warned all my friends and neighbors
If you come drinkin' Christmas Day
She might yank my license
But we'll have ourselves a party
Anyway

My bar got shut down by the authorities
Cause I had a patron Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as COVID
But the local health inspector believes

Was just telling my kid we should go covid caroling... These will be great additions if I may use ?!?!

a reply to: cre8chaos

Go ahead.