Chuck Norris Is So Strong That When Trump And Biden Run For President Chuck Norris Wins

That's all I got.
But my opening post is too short and I need to try and write something more meaningful.... so here goes..... nope. I got nothing.

a reply to: MissSmartypants

Chuck Norris was bitten by a King Cobra. After days of agonizing pain....the Cobra died.

a reply to: MissSmartypants

Is Chuck Norris even still alive? Whats he like 100 years old now? Your even killing the whole Chuck Norris jokes with this thread also.

I like your thread. It says a lot more then all the dam threads put together that are on the front page of this website. Nothing from nothing still equals a whole lot of nothing.

Chuck Norris once strangled a guy with a cordless phone

Chuck Norris never retreats. He attacks from the opposite direction

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck norris?

The answer is? A whole lot of wood.

a reply to: galadofwarthethird

Nothing from nothing still equals a whole lot of nothing.

Yes...I know...I'm old.

They should have Chuck Norris right at the entrance to the on ramp for the Gitmo barge.
Each traitor gets a roundhouse to the face before boarding.

cheers.

originally posted by: galadofwarthethird
How much wood can a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck norris?

The answer is? A whole lot of wood.

I bet Chuck Schumer can....uh....chuck some wood.

a reply to: galadofwarthethird

Death came for Chuck Norris, he punched death in the face and told him to come back when he's told to.

If Chuck Norris jumps in a lake he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.

originally posted by: Michielli
They should have Chuck Norris right at the entrance to the on ramp for the Gitmo barge.
Each traitor gets a roundhouse to the face before boarding.

cheers.

Agreed, that's because 'it's necessary.' (Time Bandits)

Cheers,

Bally

Chuck Norris doesn't run for president he walks. (Like Mr. Trump)

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups. He pushes the world down.