New Emotional Distancing Guidelines

JP Sears outlines the new COVID guidelines for ensuring your health and the health of others. I'd recommend a careful review, as these guidelines are to be immediately enforced. Anyone caught making eye contact or having a friend of any kind may be subject to immediate cancellation, loss of employment, a social score deduction, and/or possible restrictions on travel, buying, or selling.

This new normal is for your safety, but even moreso for the safety of others. Comply or you will rightfully be removed and dealt with as the pariah you are.

(Humor is often the last bastion for truth. Sears' Bill Gates impression is GOLD.)

a reply to: zosimov

That was great! Loved his blue pill video.

And don't forget to ghost everyone that you've made any kind of connection with.

It's for the children! (Or was it elderly...)

originally posted by: Nivhk

It's for the children! (Or was it elderly...)

Correct, it's both or neither or maybe more or fewer, depending on the source and day.



(a good citizen award for you)

a reply to: Nivhk
Word goes around children are super spreaders too, so let's shun the hell out of them, isolate them, ruin their childhood completely to drive the evil out of them for good.

That will teach them a lesson.

a reply to: zosimov
The guy is hilarious, sometimes a bit over top but his sense of humor and nose for detecting hypocrisy is admire able.

a reply to: ThatDamnDuckAgain

I also really love his delivery. He seems to have the ability to drop some pretty biting social commentary in such a pleasant tone-- sounds to me like he's giving a pottery lesson to kids.

a reply to: zosimov

Dry sarcasm at it's best

A good delivered, biting dry sarcasm comment is like ripping off a band aid with hairs under it. It's ugly but necessary.

Here's another one that's just as topical.

a reply to: ketsuko

It's like communism, but without the bad weather!

Hilarious