UAP as 'Film Grain' Anomaly in Spacetime

So, I'm feeling a bit imaginative. I reviewed the cases recently declassified by the military and got to thinking about UAPs and what they may really be.
I think a lot of us on here have seen something difficult to explain at some point, and that's probably at least part of the reason we're browsing the Aliens and UFOs section on ATS right now.
Many of these sightings, including the ones in the aforementioned footage, include an object that is moving through the sky or space in some "impossible" manner, accelerating, maneuvering, and decelerating with force that would easily crush any living being known to man (and likely any alien being, too).
One of my long standing personal theories is that these ships are either man made or possibly extraterrestrial drones of some kind. The problem with this theory is that it seems that some of these accelerations would produce G forces that would not only crush the possible occupants, but also the ship itself (every aircraft has G-force limitations, and any physical object has to obey the laws of physics to some degree, unless it's an alien or top-secret unobtanium shell filled with unobtelium gas or something [see this article refrencing a Navy patent--www.marketwatch.com...]).

This leads to my new musings (I say musings because I haven't thought about it enough to make it into a theory that holds any water):
UAP could be "film grain" in the fabric of space time.
Humans know so little about spacetime, but are always thirsty to learn more. Every living being is but a speck in existence and there are so many secrets that may never be uncovered for generations and generations. Perhaps there is a helpful clue in the study of UFOs:

A sighting of any UAP could be a "blip" in spacetime. You know how when you watch an old movie and a black speck flies across the screen? Imagine a small anomaly in spacetime that could have placed a small object (perhaps made of a blob of unknown matter, or 'miscellaneous matter'). Essentially a 'grain out of place' in the temporal fabric. Not necessarily even a space ship or aircraft. This idea could hold true for certain paranormal phenomena as well, such as sightings of streamers, small spheres, sparks, etc that have no other explanation.

These things could be anywhere. The moon, mars, orbiting Betelgeuse, under your bed, there are no limits as to where these glitches could occur. They just seem to be the most noticeable when they're large and in the air.

The problem with this idea is that none of these bigger things have ever shown up right in front of someone, such as in their house, etc. You'd think if there are little spacetime anomaly film grain bits floating around here and there, that someone would have seen one up close and personal, or worse, been "consumed" by one (welcome to the void, bud). A possible explanation for that is that they're extremely rare and it just hasn't happened 'yet'-- or perhaps these UAPs/UFOs are far smaller than we realize. They look huge, but maybe these spacetime blips defy perspective somehow and something that appears the size of a golf ball but seems to be 20 miles up in the air, may still be the size of a golf ball. The way it bends light to show up on camera would be the same as when seen with conscious eyes, just defying perspective because it lacks a physical size of any measurable quantity.

Ok, maybe I've just gotten way too bored, but I hope this helps spark some imagination from my fellow UFO enthusiasts, no matter how crazy it sounds. What do you think?

I think....


My theory is that they aren't "craft" at all but organic entities that don't work on our primitive ideas of physics. They can pop into and outof existence with quantum/spacetime channel selector remotes and appear as a 1965 Dodge Van if they want to.

The ultimate cosmic tricksters...

At least that's what the mechanical elves told me when I was treking in the land of majic leaves and vines. If you ever go there, wear sturdy shoes or boots and don't drink and drive!!!

a reply to: olaru12

We're definitely thinking on the same wavelength.

Yeah I'm just tired of the old nuts and bolts ideas of UFOs. They could be made of cheese for all I know...

a reply to: Crosswinds
Supposedly the field around the craft that blocks gravitational waves which reduce mass therefor reduce G force. If a 40G turn is made with 90% gravity blocked by the field then you have 4G being applied to the craft and occupant. Fighter pilots can handle around 9G. That is why the theory about crushing occupants and/or craft is not correct.

a reply to: Crosswinds

I think that is a very compelling idea. In a way, it does make sense. It would explain how it can seem to defy the laws of physics. And maybe the reason nobody has reported this kind of thing indoors is that it cannot manifest indoors. Whatever would be causing this phenomenon can only be where there are open spaces. Just a guess, but as long as we’re having fun with it...

Now I definitely love the whole blobs of cheese theory too! Yummy tasty UAP’s.

a reply to: Crosswinds

None of the UFOs I've seen looked grainy...

a reply to: Crosswinds

Many of these sightings, including the ones in the aforementioned footage, include an object that is moving through the sky or space in some "impossible" manner, accelerating, maneuvering, and decelerating with force that would easily crush any living being known to man (and likely any alien being, too).

Which footage do you refer to? The Navy videos don't show any "impossible" movement.

Biological "Plasmoids" have also been suggested to explain certain UFO sightings => www.stealthskater.com...

a reply to: ChiefD

I know, right??
That solves the problem of invasion.
We catch the buggers and eat them.
Perhaps that's why Wisconsin is known as a UFO hotspot. Cheese...

I wonder what wine pairs best with flying saucers...

a reply to: moebius

Oops sorry I didn't mean footage in particular. It was based on a report from I believe one of the pilots that an object stopped, hovered, then suddenly ascended to about 12,000' almost instantaneously.
Could even be optical phenomena. Who knows.

a reply to: Crosswinds

Sorry to burst your bubble


This is likely just Top Secret holographic and spoofing garbage we have been working on for 20 years to defeat air defense networks