Man Teaching Dog how to Drive Arrested

So for one second of brevity in these tough times, a funny story:

Axtman said that as officers gave chase, they got close to the vehicle -- a 1996 Buick -- and were shocked to see a pit bull in the driver's seat and a man steering and pushing the gas pedal from the passenger side.

I didn't know teaching your dog how to drive was a thing. I mean, I can see a 14 year old kid in a parking lot but come on...

Dog Driving

a reply to: ColoradoJens

It didn't say, was the dog using proper turn signal etiquette and safe following distances?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: ColoradoJens

It didn't say, was the dog using proper turn signal etiquette and safe following distances?

Well, it did say the bitch was driving over 100 mph so I doubt it.

a reply to: ColoradoJens

Gonna start a GoFundMe for the pooch, it could use a chauffeur's hat and some driving gloves.

I mean, the dog was probably sober.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: ColoradoJens

Gonna start a GoFundMe for the pooch, it could use a chauffeur's hat and some driving gloves.

I just have to point out, of course it was a 1996 Buick.

Just what I needed to lift my mood today!
Thanks

a reply to: ColoradoJens

At least this dog can use the steering wheel!

originally posted by: ColoradoJens

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: ColoradoJens

It didn't say, was the dog using proper turn signal etiquette and safe following distances?

Well, it did say the bitch was driving over 100 mph so I doubt it.

That's like 700 mph in "dog speed"

originally posted by: Sookiechacha
a reply to: ColoradoJens

At least this dog can use the steering wheel!

That little fella is awesome! I guess i was wrong!

originally posted by: ColeYounger

originally posted by: ColoradoJens

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: ColoradoJens

It didn't say, was the dog using proper turn signal etiquette and safe following distances?

Well, it did say the bitch was driving over 100 mph so I doubt it.

That's like 700 mph in "dog speed"

HA!

a reply to: Sookiechacha
Now teach him doing load shifts on a dog boned sequential transmission.

He should have gotten the dog a learners permit before teaching the dog to drive. The poor dog will never be able to take his friends out in the car alone now.

a reply to: ColoradoJens

Does anyone have a picture of this? Like a bodycam shot? This would also make a killer album cover.

24 hours later and this screams April Fools......

originally posted by: 0010110011101
24 hours later and this screams April Fools......

It's actually code for something.