Executive Order Released: 2 is the New 5

Feel guilty for drinking before 5?

Hmmm... That's a thought.

a reply to: Lumenari

I prefer to use a WORK Inhibiting Natural Emulsion (WINE).

originally posted by: Bigburgh

And just like that: Thirsty Thursday was born to be followed by Full-On Friday.

ETA: I just noticed how much you look like David Gilmore with that mask covering your face.

originally posted by: LogicalGraphitti

originally posted by: Lumenari

originally posted by: chiefsmom
a reply to: Bigburgh

OMG I want one of those flamingos!! LOL


@ Lum, that would be great, if our bars were still open!!! Now, I only have the hubby to drink with. Well, and the neighbors, as long as they sit 6 feet away.

Point taken.

I live in Montana and my little town has closed down everything except essential services.

So the courthouse is closed, our one restaurant is carryout only in the morning, real estate agency closed, other businesses closed...

Our essential services appear to be the grocery store, the pharmacy, the gas station, the liquor store and all three bars.

Priorities!!!

I'm moving to Montana!

Having written that, a Frank Zappa song comes to mind... "I'm moving to Montana soon, to be a dental floss tycoon."

Any pygmy ponies out that way?

Montana has been routinely mocked since forever by the left.

We're a large state with a small population... we have more cows than people.

The ultimate flyover state... 1 electoral vote so who cares?

The eastern part of Montana is nature's version of the movie Frozen... the west side is completely different, but people ignore that.

We have gold, silver, rubies and opals and oil.

Until recently we had no speed laws, no open container laws, no helmet laws and no concealed carry laws.

To paraphrase our last honest governor when told by the federal government that he had to have speed laws to get federal monies for highways...

"F##K you. I like driving 100 miles an hour with a cold beer between my legs."

THEN we got a lot of California and Washington people who flocked here to retire because their states suck and we have some really awesome views and ski resorts...

And they managed to elect a Democrat as governor.

So we have speed limits now (sorta... we treat them as a suggestion) but the rest is still pretty fun.

originally posted by: incoserv
Feel guilty for drinking before 5?

Hmmm... That's a thought.

What is this guilt thing you speak of?

I'm assuming that alcohol fixes that.

originally posted by: Snarl

originally posted by: Bigburgh

And just like that: Thirsty Thursday was born to be followed by Full-On Friday.

It’s gonna be a grand next week, ain’t it! 🥂

Nothin’ like a bit of Booz, to go along with: “social distancing“, TP, water, and sanitizer hoarding. And it’s only day 6 here.

We’ve got the perfect storm for an entertaining next week! 🍻

I’m buying all the Cocktails! 🍹

Who’s got the popcorn?🍿

a reply to: Lumenari

I’d just like to say that I always appreciate your posts. 🤗

Damn, I’ve got to look up the old ones about making your own hooch. 🍷

originally posted by: KKLOCO
a reply to: Lumenari

I’d just like to say that I always appreciate your posts. 🤗

Damn, I’ve got to look up the old ones about making your own hooch. 🍷

Need a recipe PM me...

Making alcohol is a vital survival skill when the SHTF.

a reply to: KKLOCO

No, not angry at all.
I just felt the need to... “celebrate“ too often.
But fear not, i was always a functional alcoholic.
Never lost a job Or got anyone hurt, due to the abuse.

a reply to: Macenroe82

You just summed up my intake.

APPROVED!!

Alcohol is a boredom killer.

a reply to: KKLOCO

Excellent, where shall I begin sir?