If the Buffalo Bills Shock the Patriots, Should a National Holiday Be Declared?

I know the country is roiling right now, ablaze with a president’s impeachment, a clamor of partisan finger-pointing, a lot of Beltway yappers barking in circles on cable news, and, as always, angry tweets. So many angry tweets. Also, there’s a very alarming new “Cats” movie, apparently, with singing, mewling cats. Still, I need everyone to focus on something much more important: The Buffalo Bills have a chance to shock the world. They can topple the mighty, mightily respected, mightily despised New England Patriots. I know. I told you. It’s a big deal. Knocking off the fancy Death Star Patriots? It’d be more seismic than impeachment. Clocks would stop. Mountains would move. Parents, children and dogs of all sizes would rush to the streets and dance. A national week of celebratory Bills Mafia table smashing would commence.