posted on Sep, 29 2019 @ 12:00 PM
One grows too old for cake after their 12th birthday but becomes eligible for cake-eating again at age 35 (or the age at which you stop caring what
other people think about you, whichever comes first).
Exemptions to this rule are 1) depressioncake 2) maniacake 3) pattycake 4) pitycake 5)divorcecake 6)makeupcake
(Maniacake is my favorite.)
edit on 29/9/2019 by DictionaryOfExcuses because: (no reason given)
PS happy birthday
edit on 29/9/2019 by DictionaryOfExcuses because: (no reason given)