Hot Peppers are RACIST!

PM sent

originally posted by: Lumenari
a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

To further stir the pot, as it were....

I'm a Cherokee in Montana that grows...

White Tomatoes.

So I guess I'm now going to have to go out and reappropriate some of that white pepper business.

~drops mic~

Okay, you put it out there but what does a white tomato taste like. Asking because I grow veges and have never seen one.

Looks delicious.

bally

originally posted by: Lumenari
a reply to: loam

I've seen the strawberries before but have not grown them yet.

My favorite different color thing that I grow in my orchard and am currently trying to spread around the world are these apples...

Whoa, more information again please, looks great.

Edit, read further on the thread. Understand, what a beautiful fruit.

Kind regards,

bally.

bally

I want some! And will pay!!!Ma reply to: Lumenari

originally posted by: Lysergic
Are these the ones the kids are butt chugging in these days?

Spicy tossed salad and scrambled eggs they're calling again. Scrambled eggs all over my face. What is a boy to do?

I had the unfortunate misfortune to watch a video a long while ago, some dude taking a huge bong hit of a dried carolina reaper.

RIP...

Plus, the first carrots where white also... till those pesky Dutch came along and grew orange ones.

(ps nod to the frasier bit lol)

originally posted by: Lumenari

originally posted by: IgnoranceIsntBlisss
a reply to: dubiousatworst

What you really need are some grafted plants.

And GD Lumenari, that thing is a platinum mine.

BTW, since apples come srom China you're a Cultural Appropriationologist (if you're white).

What's funny is I have a pre-patented tree.

So I'm spreading the seeds around as a really big middle finger to the companies that think they can patent....

A tree.

This is an odd issue that I have taken as a sort of crusade... I've no idea why.

Haha, think of any reason, because that's an awesome thing you're doing.

Gonna have to call you Lumenari Apple Tree.

a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

I wouldn't call them Racist, I'd call them SADISTIC.

I used to grow Carolina reapers, the slightest slice feels like someone putting a power drill into your stomach. Apparently Capsaicin is good for your cardiovascular system, but when your blood is boiling it's hard to back up the claim.

The most I know about hot stuff is that when we order wings on Friday, I get the hottest ones they have because I can only barely tolerate three. Then I chase those with a 4th, none hot.

It helps me stick to my diet, but man! It's hard to remember why I'm doing it when my mouth is blazing, my lips feel like they're melting and my eyes and nose are running and I'm sweating.

I have no idea what they use in their sauce though.

a reply to: Thecakeisalie

That stuff is supposed to be a natural anti-inflammatory too.

As a (very small-time) gardener->Awesome thread! Never saw those white peppers or tomatoes before. Amazing!

Lumenari, may I also send you a pm?? pleasepleaseplease lol
I would LOVE to grow one of these, that is an incredible looking fruit!!! I am in Texas also so it's nice to hear they are growing here. I would gladly pay you for some seeds

a reply to: ketsuko

Superhots make your tongue/mouth turn literally numb.

I always imagine chilies is what ruined things between Cortes and Montezuma.

Cortes: "Oh look, yummy, they got longish strawberries, I'm going to try one!

Flip, I can't breath ... by Santiago, release the hounds and the cannons, and the Toledo steel ... these people are savages!"

a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

Then this place doesn't use the superhots because I feel it plenty. The place doesn't have descriptions of their sauces, so you sort of wing it (pun intended). The last one I got, I got some up underneath my tongue and almost couldn't sit still it burned bad enough.

I almost had to reach for the milk, but managed to survive without.

Understand that I'm no champion of hot stuff though.

originally posted by: Lumenari

originally posted by: dubiousatworst
a reply to: Lumenari
... trying not to run this off topic...
but would you sell some "heirloom seeds"? Since most apple trees take 6-10 years to produce apples, seems like the ground floor to get into it is now.

I give the seeds away every fall.

They are currently growing in California, Oregon, Washington state, Oklahoma, Texas, Florida, Arkansas, Georgia, British Columbia and Germany.

PM me an address and I'll save it till the fall... I pay the postage.

Would the trees handle a sub tropic environment, I'm hoping so but I'm guessing you probably live in coldsville and like most apples the answer is no...

originally posted by: hopenotfeariswhatweneed

originally posted by: Lumenari

originally posted by: dubiousatworst
a reply to: Lumenari
... trying not to run this off topic...
but would you sell some "heirloom seeds"? Since most apple trees take 6-10 years to produce apples, seems like the ground floor to get into it is now.

I give the seeds away every fall.

They are currently growing in California, Oregon, Washington state, Oklahoma, Texas, Florida, Arkansas, Georgia, British Columbia and Germany.

PM me an address and I'll save it till the fall... I pay the postage.

Would the trees handle a sub tropic environment, I'm hoping so but I'm guessing you probably live in coldsville and like most apples the answer is no...

My part of Montana is a growing zone 6... we are basically far eastern Idaho.

However, I have some of these in thier 4th year in Pensacola, Florida and are starting to fruit, so I don't think they are too picky.

Try some and see!

a reply to: Lumenari

I would love to try, my green thumb is twitching in excitement to try, I will flick you a pm.