You might be a social justice warrior or white nationalist if..... ( make a joke for either side )

I did a similar thread about a month ago. It wasn’t well received so I’m going to try and remedy that .

I don’t want to make anyone mad this is meant entirely in fun . My last thread was misinterpreted because the left was the target . So let’s touch all bases this time .

The jokes ( and they are jokes ) should come from both sides. I’m looking forward to some aimed at conservatives.

I just want everybody to lighten up and have a good laugh. There shouldn’t be such a rift between the right and the left.

Let’s all have a good chuckle and hopefully relieve some tension .

Mods if this isn’t appropriate you know what to do . Lol

If you get up every morning and burst into tears because the world is unjust.

You might be a SJW.

If you biggest problem is you own a Audi but need a Mercedes-Benz to get to the global warming seminar faster.

You might be a SJW.

If a plastic straw fills you with rage.

You might be a SJW.

If you panic when you see a red hat.

You might be a SJW.

If you have ever watched Joy Behar on the view then said to yourself she has a point.

You might be a SJW. ( my favorite )

If you wear crocs because you think they look cool.

You might be a SJW.

If you think that word mandate is sexist and should be made gender-neutral.

You might be a SJW.

If on average you apologize for something you said five times a day.

You might be a SJW.

If you think compelled speech is the next new thing to heal America .

You might be a SJW.


If you’re proud that your son went to college as a boy then came home as a girl.

You might be a SJW.

If you get a degree in sociology and think the world is your oyster.

You might be a SJW.

nvm

a reply to: Fallingdown

I don't see how white nationalist fits in here, since all the jokes are about progressives, liberals and sjws. That's fine, it's just sjws are not white nationalists.

Cheers - Dave

originally posted by: bobs_uruncle
a reply to: Fallingdown

I don't see how white nationalist fits in here, since all the jokes are about progressives, liberals and sjws. That's fine, it's just sjws are not white nationalists.

Cheers - Dave

Could it be a Freudian slip

a reply to: Fallingdown

when "you might be something if your views don't align with mine"
you might be what you describe

a reply to: bobs_uruncle

Its like a TOTALLY different animal, except not really.

a reply to: bobs_uruncle

It’s probably because my grammar didn’t get my point across again.

I am looking for creativity.

Make up some “you might be a white nationalist/conservative jokes”.

Turnabout is fair play .

a reply to: odzeandennz

Have you ever heard of Jeff Foxworthy ?

He told jokes like these .

if you’ve ever stared at a can of orange juice for an hour .

You might be a redneck .

If you hang out in a bar that padlocks it’s toilet paper roll .

You might be a redneck .


BTW i’m a hillbilly/redneck. When I heard both of those I laughed .

If you sit on your butt and do nothing while the country is torn apart .

You might be a conservative .

If you take a knee because you were afraid what people will think .

You might be a Republican senator.


If you’ve controlled the house and senate for two years and funded planned parenthood .

You might be a hypocrite /conservative

If you show up at a protest and are surprised you’re not welcome .

You might be a white supremacist



Just trying to get the ball rolling .

originally posted by: DoctorBluechip

originally posted by: bobs_uruncle
a reply to: Fallingdown

I don't see how white nationalist fits in here, since all the jokes are about progressives, liberals and sjws. That's fine, it's just sjws are not white nationalists.

Cheers - Dave

Could it be a Freudian slip

It's a conspiracy, I tell ya! It was a deliberate attempt to transfer the disdain and disgust for sjws and progressives to white nationalists!

J/k rofl or maybe not :-)

Cheers - Dave

originally posted by: odzeandennz
a reply to: Fallingdown

when "you might be something if your views don't align with mine"
you might be what you describe

Is there a reason youre triggered so easily in so many threads? With such nasty responses?

What are the chances Ill get a response to this post from him, look at his hit and run post history.

a reply to: Fallingdown

If you're sure that Robert E. Lee's victory is being denigrated,
You may just be a white nationalist.

If you think the Civil War victory by the South proves anything,
You may just be a white nationalist.

If you despise all immigrants and their descendants,
you may just be a white nationalist.

Those things all strike me as highly U.S.-centric,
I may just be a chauvinist.

Crap! Now I sound like a SJW!

a reply to: pthena

Lol

Actually if you were a chauvinist.

You would be a white nationalist. 😇

You might be a conservative if you base one's value off their actions & not off the their identity.

You might be a conservative if you believe we are all created equal under God & the law.

You might be a conservative if you're for limited government.

You might be a conservative if you value the constitution including: freedom of speech, right to own/carry guns, privacy/property rights, electoral college, etc..

You might be a conservative if you understand pride is a sin & humility is a virtue.

You might be a leftist if you believe in the opposite of the things listed above. Fyi, leftists are not liberals. True liberals believe in liberty, which is not being constrained by an overreaching government. Leftists are for unlimited government.