It Was Only a Matter of Time!

I don't know what the heck forum to put this one in!

Man identifies as a dog. It was only a matter of time!

Man identifies as a dog

I must say, I found some of the quotes, erm, interesting...

"During that time, as I was finding out I was a pup, I met my first owner and he ended up living in that house with us.

'My first owner'?? And...

Himself an owner of two human pups, Kaz said he gets great reactions when out and about...

"owner" of two human pups????

How does this work exactly??

I wonder, do they sniff each other's butts to tell how old they are?

Pee on fire hydrants? Chase cars??

Crazy kids and their crazy VD.

I identify as a seagull.

I steal french fries, and scream at whoever the hell I want to.

Also, I poop on cars.

Oh wow, now that is an idea. Dogs do not have to follow human laws and social conduct rules. You just must get your shots and dog license. Remember, just because you are a dog does not mean you can bite someone or pee on their leg.

originally posted by: rickymouse
Oh wow, now that is an idea. Dogs do not have to follow human laws and social conduct rules. You just must get your shots and dog license. Remember, just because you are a dog does not mean you can bite someone or pee on their leg.

Wow, you're right. I wonder what people say when they try to hump legs.

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Next time I get pulled over, I'm telling the leo that I identify as 2 people and the person who was speeding is no longer driving!

Mad world.

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Is this the guy that was married, dressed like a dog, insisted his wife treated and used to sleep on the foot of his bed until his wife divorced him?

Or is this another crazy # that thinks their a dog?

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

The million dollar question here is..can he mate with other dogs? I mean that would be the next "logical" debate right

Crazy...

originally posted by: Sabrechucker
a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

The million dollar question here is..can he mate with other dogs? I mean that would be the next "logical" debate right

Crazy...

The other million dollar question ... can his "owner" get him neutered?

a reply to: ketsuko

Right..So you want to be a dog do you

originally posted by: Sabrechucker
a reply to: ketsuko

Right..So you want to be a dog do you

Look at the positive -- It's an easy to make sure the wrong people don't breed.

I mean if you're all for living like a pet dog ... then you really need to go all in on the experience, right?

originally posted by: ketsuko

originally posted by: rickymouse
Oh wow, now that is an idea. Dogs do not have to follow human laws and social conduct rules. You just must get your shots and dog license. Remember, just because you are a dog does not mean you can bite someone or pee on their leg.

Wow, you're right. I wonder what people say when they try to hump legs.

Biden-ing would be the new name for that I think.

a reply to: rickymouse

I don't think Biden is quite that bad. BIden-ing would more like when your dog jams his nose into someone's crotch.

originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: rickymouse

I don't think Biden is quite that bad. BIden-ing would more like when your dog jams his nose into someone's crotch.

Naw, not even that bad. Like when the dog keeps licking you in the face and on the ears.

originally posted by: madmac5150

I identify as a seagull.

I steal french fries, and scream at whoever the hell I want to.

Also, I poop on cars.

Can I feed you some Alka Seltzer?

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Time to get the gun and give [ FIDO ] a piece of lead in the head

twas for his own good