Oh ... about all that Farting.

Since the Epoch of Man and history, we have seen cave paintings, walls and rocks decorated in Petroglyphs. We have seen charms fashioned in their likeness, even caused a disaster as Moses came down off of Mt. Saini..... Cattle.... Bovine, Buffalo, and all manner of grazing animals.

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And down through time everything seemed well. Crowded...... smelly......dangerous, but the Earth faired pretty well.
And now it's an emergency, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says so. Maybe this should be in rants or possible no ****s were given on this day. Hay, maybe even Hoax's........ but more than likely ."Are you out of your friggin mind?"

Perhaps she has a place on SNL for a career in comedy someday, her and Baldwin...

Cow farts huh..... gonn'a be the end of mankind.....okely dokely..

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Cow farts is nothing more than excuse for the unprecidented land grab.

And those two examples are just the tip of the crapberg.

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The massive herds of buffalo that once roamed the North American Continent are ... no more.

They were wiped out ... just for the hides.

Did these people save mankind for a hundred years.

That was not enough though. Time to do some more is seems.

#CowFarts belong to cows!

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We set a goal to get to net-zero, rather than zero emissions, in 10 years because we aren’t sure that we’ll be able to fully get rid of farting cows and airplanes that fast,but we think we can ramp up renewable manufacturing and power production, retrofit every building in America, build the smart grid, overhaul transportation and agriculture, plant lots of trees and restore our ecosystem to get to net-zero. Is nuclear a

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Yes people.

In 10 years Michael Moore will be able to take a train to Cuba instead of flying coz saving the planet or some snip.

Oh and people?

Net zero is a lie.

It's nothing more than creative math.

originally posted by: neo96
Oh and people?

Net zero is a lie.

It's nothing more than creative math.

They seem to not understand that if we are really going to pull this off, we need to nuke China and Pakistan.

Since, you know, thay are on the planet as well so probably a factor.

a reply to: Lumenari

But who are we gonna buy them new fangeled solar panels and wind mills from if we do that?

Unions will make them too expensive to produce here.

On top of all the regulations they'd have to follow just to make them.

originally posted by: neo96
a reply to: Lumenari

But who are we gonna buy them new fangeled solar panels and wind mills from if we do that?

Unions will make them too expensive to produce here.

On top of all the regulations they'd have to follow just to make them.

Well, we also don't have the rare earth materials for the project either so we're going to have to go space mining.

Using battery-powered space ships.

Don't think it through dude... it will only drive you nuts.

Just remember that they need everything you have and then a little more.

For the planet!!!

LOL

I find myself contemplating how magnificently devastating a brontosaurus fart would have been.

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Must have killed off all the dinosaurs.

It wasn't a giant asteroid!

originally posted by: watchitburn
I find myself contemplating how magnificently devastating a brontosaurus fart would have been.

Dunno... I'd be more scared of the meat eaters.

I brought 5 pounds of elk jerky to our camp in North Dakota once with 4 guys there.

By day two the paint was peeling off the walls and everyone looked a little green...

I was really tempted to get a hotel room for a day or two.

T-Rex would be the devastating one, I think.

originally posted by: neo96
a reply to: watchitburn

Must have killed off all the dinosaurs.

It wasn't a giant asteroid!

That carbon layer in the rock strata? Those global fires were caused when someone finally lit one.

All ranchers have to do to solve this problem is to provide a little Beano to their diet.
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Cows are vegetarians.

I eat cows.

Where's the problem ?

Why do only cow farts matter?

What about my farts?

I'm just saying I had a mild flatulence yesterday due to all the broccoli I ate but, I'm telling you right now the farting is a regular occurrence for me. Also burping. I am one gassy and truly toxic human being.

*double post by accident*

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What about them ?

The farts of 7 billion people aren't even factored in to their 'data'.

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Lol.

My farts really just want to belong and feel important and hopes to one day contribute something to society as well.

#allfartsmatter