Come On Jussie (lyrics parody)

(Sorry, i didn't try to record the actual song, but perhaps someone with the time and inclination would)


Come on Jussie!
Come on Jussie!

Poor Old Jussie Gay
Sounded sad upon TV today
But he moved a million hearts
(With poorly planned brain farts)
The liberals cried
Went along
Who'd blame them?
(They'd call us racist if we did)

You're gay (you're gayed up)
So gay (least that's not made up)
Now I must say, gayer than ever

Come on Jussie!

Two masks, one rope, two hats, one receipt
And your accomplices sang just like songbirds

Come on Jussie
You're on CCTV
You're a star now
Milk it for everything
You like Subway
Probl'y meatballs, I'd say
Or baloney
Ah, come on Jussie

Come on Jussie!

These people 'round here
Wear Maga hats and masks
They're so racist to half-black faces

But not you (no, never)
No, not you (no, never)
You are far too gay and clever
Remember...

Two masks, one rope, a jug of bleach
And you'll be humming in prison this summer

Come on Jussie
Chicago's 'Maga country'
Ah, come on let's ruin everything
Someone get the net
Jussie (just confess)
Ah, come on pet
Ah, come on Jussie

Someone get the net
Jussie (just confess)
Ah, come off it
Ah, come on Jussie

Come on Jussie, two masks and bleach
Come on Jussie, two hats, but no sheets?
Now your career's over
So roll over, Rover
Oh, Jussie

Say, come on Jussie
These stories ain't real
You've lost your appeal
But still gayer than ever
Tupac's rolling in his grave

I say, two hats, two masks, one rope and Subway!

Come on Jussie
Don't be so fussy
Say your brother planned everything
You were on Empire
But now you're just a dumb liar
Like Al Sharpton
Ah, come on Jussie

Ah, come on Jussie
You're busted, you see
Just a moron, with moronic schemes
You paid by check
To have a rope 'round your neck
You're the racist!
Come on Jussie..

Tough room!
Well at least the MOD Squad hasn't shut it down yet. ;-]

And RIP Brody Stevens!

Nice....maybe send it to Bob Rivers

originally posted by: Argen
Nice....maybe send it to Bob Rivers

Great idea!

originally posted by: watchitburn

LMAO!!!