I heard a good metal song today on the way into work...

Some great axe work, good drums, good vocals:



Here's a new dance craze
That's sweeping the nation
It's called the Toxic Waltz
And it's causing devastation
You're jumping up and down
Like a psycho circus clown
Slamming with waltzers
All the way around
You get caught up in the whip
Thrown into a flip
You aim for someone's head
To stain the floor red
Give someone a kick
To prove you're truly sick
Bounce back from some blows
And blood runs out your nose
Flailing round and round
And you're injury bound
Waltz it up!
The pit is it!
You can take your chance
On this rough new dance
If you dare!
To dive in!
There are some that try
But they don't survive
They don't hit!
'cause they're wimps!
And this exercise
helps you brutalize
With us!
Exodus!
Everybody's doing the toxic waltz
Kick your friend in the head and have a ball
Come on and do the toxic waltz
And slam your partner against the wall
Everybody's doing the toxic waltz
Good friendly violent fun in store for all
Get up off your ass and toxic waltz
If you hit the floor
You can always crawl!
Used to do the monkey
but now it's not cool
The twist and mashed potato
are no exception to the rule
So don't be a dunce
and dance like a runt
Just throw your elbows
with good friendly violent fun
don't start to cry
if you get a black eye
just dive back in
and give another try
but too much action
may leave you in traction
so you better get insurance
no matter your endurance
flailing round and round
and you're injury bound
Waltz it up!
The pit is it!
You can take your chance
on the rough new dance
If you dare!
to dive in!
And there are some that try
but they wont survive
They dont hit!
'cause they're wimps!
And this exercise
Helps you brutalize
With us!
Exodus!
Everybody's doing the Toxic Waltz
Kick your friend in the head and have a ball
Come on and do the toxic waltz
and slam your partner against the wall
everybody's doing the toxic waltz
good friendly violent fun in store for all
get up off your ass and toxic waltz
if you hit the floor you can always crawl!
Get up on your feet
Don't look so obsolete
And thrash like an athlete!
Don't sit there on your ass
Don't look like you got too much class
you'll be harassed!
You know we guarantee
This is the key
So rage or get the third degree!
You begin frontal assaults
and start your somersaults
And do the toxic waltz!
Do the toxic waltz!
Do the toxic waltz!
Do the toxic waltz!
Do the toxic waltz!

Great indeed!

Some great old school quality!

One of my favorites!!

a reply to: dfnj2015

Would it be possible for you to honestly share your opinion on Jack Blacks Tenacious D band? I'm not really musically incline (outside Christmas songs and the odd half of a song - before making up the words) and always wondered what "real" music lovers think of Jack Blacks band. I'd post a video but am using my phone at the minute.

a reply to: Dwoodward85

Was not directed to me, but I love Tenacious D! Also great live! Sure, some is jokes and sillyness, but they are really good musicians!

a reply to: Goedhardt

Anyone who likes music will do and yeah I've become a big fan. Not a fan of any music really (not including Christmas songs) but really gotten into their work. I now own a ton of their stuff not seen them live though but I'll get there eventually until then I'll just have to youtube live shows lol.

Got to see these guys with Testament and Megadeth.

Front row... The dude stared at my X-wife damn near the whole show... lol He kept coming back to that same spot and would just stare and sing. That creepy deep stare. Funny $#!^ It freaked her out. She wasn't much of a metal head. More like a metal poser.

Man he didn't age well. Probably obvious reasons.

a reply to: Dwoodward85

I think it might have started out serious. And then it kind of became artwork and parody of itself.



Jack Black is talented comedic actor. I thought he was great in Tropic Thunder and the other movie where he's a priest who does championship wrestling at night.

It's funny though when Jack Black started doing movies it mest with my mind because I kept seeing him as Tenacious D.

However, nothing D does is like this song:

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