Texas Man Admits Kidnapping 79 People To Anally Probe Them While Disguised As An Alien

originally posted by: hitparader
Snopes

If you had read to the bottom of the post or even some of the replies you would know that it was satire and needn't have bothered, but thanks for playing!

I'll allow it.

Texas Man Admits Kidnapping 79 People To Anally Probe Them While Disguised As An Alien

Dude should go in to politics.

He's got the qualifications for it.

a reply to: GeauxHomeYoureDrunk

Well, we know where to look for suspects if this ever happens for realsies ha ha

My gf has already anally probed me lol, maybe she's an alien.

originally posted by: dug88
a reply to: GeauxHomeYoureDrunk

I was almost convinced until I read the other headlines on the page. You never really know. I could see that # happening.

Oh god that face though....Imagine you've been telling your abduction story for years...then you find out it was that guy probing your asshole dressed like an alien with his custom made alien # toys.

Doesnt that look like yoda? hmmm so thats what he meant by may the force be with you.

I laughed at
the headline

a reply to: GeauxHomeYoureDrunk

This would make a great movie.

a reply to: GeauxHomeYoureDrunk


Ummm...so...does he do time for the crime...or just get...probation...?







YouSir

originally posted by: YouSir
a reply to: GeauxHomeYoureDrunk


Ummm...so...does he do time for the crime...or just get...probation...?

YouSir

Your use of pun is superior sir!
Bravo!

Oh its not fake, its for real! Heres a video of the real thing
www.youtube.com... reply to: GeauxHomeYoureDrunk

@ this and figuring it was fake when reading earlier on. Sounds like a stolen story idea from an X-Files episode.