Oh Twitter...I had a Twitter account once. I pretended to be a pirate. I got someone to dress up like a pirate for me and call me captain then ask me
to call them my wench again....good times...then I got banned...apparently people don't like it when you randomly message pirate stuff at them and
talk about ravaging and plundering...
edit on 24/11/2018 by dug88 because: (no reason given)