Edamame beans.

a reply to: halfoldman

Worse case you'll get a nice pair of boobs.

That would be OK.

I'm sure the guys in the locker-room will understand.

Hey boys, here's my new boobs - what do you think?

They might be a bit hairy, but that's my 2 percent Neanderthal ancestry.

I just hope they are firm, because I'm not looking forward to shopping for a bra.
I mean buying socks for me is a punishment.

If the Life of Brian happened during our knowledge of Edamame beans ...

"Fine go ahead and get crucified with your tsunami beans.

You never think of your poor old mother ..."

I have them sometimes when I go out for sushi..
They're okay.

But I suppose they're dwarfed by the tempura tentacles and toro.

Eh, we have then occasionally. They were the gateway veggie with our son. Without them, we'd still be fighting him to eat vegetables, but now he eats and enjoys quite a variety. But it was "squeeze beans" that got him started.

I hate shopping - yet for a long time it was this stereotype.

I got a gay friend, let's go shopping.

You need a gay friend like a Gucci bag to go shopping.

OK, what are we allergic to today?

Edamane beans - nope, you'll probably be fine.

Kale however, I don't trust.

Or brown rice.

Are they health foods (fads) or toxic?

Or that other "vegan" stuff that made me so sick - Quorn.
That stuff is a health hazard in my opinion.
I had an allergic reaction, but something like 25 percent of customers have that reaction, which is not listed on the box.

I had AIDS at the time too, it almost killed me.

I was maintaining fine - but when I think of Quorn, I mean just the name.

I'm sea-sick.

Herbal mosquito spray.

True the mosquitoes won't bite you.

They gang up before your face, and taunt you.

One day, hey-hey, you'll forget that mozzie spray.