Fish Sauce For Perfume

I had to try it.
Fermented fish juice.
It tastes and smells pretty much how you would imagine.
I spilled it on my jacket and pants.
I now smell exactly like the crotch of a hippy chick who hasn't bathed for a month in the summer.
I think I kind of like it.

a reply to: skunkape23

Uhhhhh ok then LMAO

You crack me up man!

a reply to: skunkape23

coming from the 60s I have fond memories of that. Not quite what you describe but well seasoned.

That is why people like fish sauce I suppose.

a reply to: skunkape23
When I open a can of sardines I start purring. I'll try the fish sauce. Probably end up clawing at the ceilings.

Funny!

a reply to: skunkape23

I know this will be removed but I can't help myself.

"smells like fish, tastes like chicken, we all know know what you've been lickin'."

Don't drink and sprinkle codeine and anti psychotics in your tobacco, trust me, i'm a dinosaur.

Were you followed home by a mob of cats?

a reply to: Butterfinger

I saw a racoon giving me the eye.

Dunno, part of me wonders if the modern, Western use of soaps and perfumes have removed us from the data garnered from scent.

It's handy to know the health and reproductive value of other humans without having to speak to them... now one has to bend down and get really close to the anal glands and stir the pot, so-to-speak... and that proves inconvenient in crowds.

But good luck with the sea stench, ape.

originally posted by: Baddogma
Dunno, part of me wonders if the modern, Western use of soaps and perfumes have removed us from the data garnered from scent.

It's handy to know the health and reproductive value of other humans without having to speak to them... now one has to bend down and get really close to the anal glands and stir the pot, so-to-speak... and that proves inconvenient in crowds.

But good luck with the sea stench, ape.

I read somewhere that if someone smelled really naturally bad to you there was a chance you were closely related.

a reply to: skunkape23

I mix fish sauce with rice wine vinegar and put it on rice. My kids can’t stand the smell of it.

originally posted by: butcherguy
a reply to: skunkape23

I mix fish sauce with rice wine vinegar and put it on rice. My kids can’t stand the smell of it.

You have to admit.
It smells like the never before photographed stankalotapus.

originally posted by: skunkape23

I now smell exactly like the crotch of a hippy chick who hasn't bathed for a month in the summer.

Is that a scent that we should all know? I mean, I think I do, but...

originally posted by: skunkape23
I spilled it on my jacket and pants.

Cod liver oil for hair-conditioner and you're all set.
You can be the pied-piper for all the cats in your neighborhood.


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a reply to: JAGStorm

Based simply on growing up with my brothers and one bathroom, I'd have to think it likely.

There have to be some mechanisms to avoid reproduction with relatives, though ... besides dreary over familiarity, that is.

Smell would make sense.