This Tiny Arachnid Will Blow Your Mind

Can you really not see how evil that thing looks? Bunny my butt, more like a demented bat spider. Probably dreaming of evolving into a bigger, people eating version.
Cause that's what spiders really want to do. Kill us all.

I know, because I've tried reasoning with them. Stay out of the house, and I will leave you alone. They don't listen.

Nasty, scary, freaky, sneaky little bleeps.

LOL

a reply to: chiefsmom

I am male. I used to be scared of spiders. Very scared. More than a woman. I overcame that fear slowly, very slowly. Like 40+. A clean empty glass and a piece of cardboard works wonders if you really want rid of it. A temporary secure chamber. The main problem here in Holland is mosquitoes. (Spiders catch them sometimes, no kill!) It's November and I saw three mosquitoes outside while smoking a cigarette.

Spiders are demons!

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a reply to: LightSpeedDriver

LOL No.

If you really want rid of it, a shoe works wonders. Then I don't have to worry about it getting back in the house, and magically appearing on the ceiling above my bed, at 2 am.

I really do know how great they are. How many bugs they eat. I'm all for it.

OUTSIDE OF MY HOUSE! I have a cat that will eat flies and such, so I don't need them!

@ Bone, well that was just great! Thank you for the nightmares. But I know, my fault for watching. I'm way old enough to know better.

Well isn't that just the cutest little creature ever!!

I used to be wicked afraid of spiders... like jump out of my own car while driving down the road afraid! Then we moved to the woods where I grew up and they were everywhere! Big old barn spiders all over my house! I was freaking out and calling my husband for HELP every two seconds lol! Finally one day he said "You know what honey - we live in the woods - there are spiders here - get used to it!" And I did. Now they don't bother me so much anymore.