ACTIVE PUNCHER: Time to ban closed fists

a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

The National Fisting Association...........................

a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

Get a life. What a waste of time this thread was. Life is serious, treat it as such and the world would probably be a lot less ##ed up.

originally posted by: hombero
a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

Get a life. What a waste of time this thread was. Life is serious, treat it as such and the world would probably be a lot less ##ed up.

I know right?!

We should ban Comedy Central and all those so called 'comics' too. People laughing is totally a waste of time...ban fun! Definitely ban all those liberal talk show hosts and their political 'comedy'.

a reply to: Metallicus


Humor will be met with beatings and a stern lecture on the benefits of socialism!

originally posted by: wylekat
I condone the use of slapping for self defense:

www.youtube.com...

Good way to break a finger.
From the mouth of the horse.

a reply to: skunkape23

Wars should be fought with gentle slaps and fluffy pillows.

Preferably by co-eds wearing lingerie.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

You can take my fist when you can pry it from my cold dead erm. . . .

Wrist?

originally posted by: hombero
a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

Get a life. What a waste of time this thread was. Life is serious, treat it as such and the world would probably be a lot less ##ed up.

a reply to: Wide-Eyes

forearm?

a reply to: seagull

Nope! It's erm.

a reply to: JoshuaCox

No one wants to ban all the guns..

Stop lying please

a reply to: hombero

Life is serious, treat it as such and the world would probably be a lot less ##ed up.

Life is precious.

1. Violence is a tool used by good people and evil people. When using violence be sure you don't cross the line that so thinly divides good from evil.

2. Life is precious and short. Respect it for the miracle it is and protect it for the treasures it bears.

3. Evil really does exist. Moral ambiguity in society has seeded the belief that evil is relative only to the opinions of observers. This is not true. Your sense of morality, whether religious or secular, must be based on the respect for the life and rights of others as much as your own.

4. Knowing that evil exists means that you must also take responsibility for preparing to confront it.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: skunkape23

Wars should be fought with gentle slaps and fluffy pillows.

Preferably by co-eds wearing lingerie.

And bull whips, handcuffs and if you can get it into a dorm discreetly, a solid oak St Andrews cross fitted with shackles n stuff...

And a freezer of course...

"coughs"... darned throat issues!

Right which tab is my work tab?

originally posted by: toysforadults
closed fist have been banned for decades it's called violent crime

Lies!

originally posted by: skunkape23

originally posted by: wylekat
I condone the use of slapping for self defense:

www.youtube.com...

Good way to break a finger.
From the mouth of the horse.

I kinda figured from the video clip that it'd be obvious I was being funny.

I come from the school of lead pipe and other long, maybe pointy at the end objects, myself.

a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

I think raising awareness that people need to keep their damned hands to themselves, because failure to do so can have lethal consequences, is a totally legitimate use of bandwidth.

As for the law regarding what comprises assault in this country, the statute for that does not appear to have changed overmuch in quite some time. No changes have been made in response to fist related incidents.

originally posted by: TrueBrit
a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

I think raising awareness that people need to keep their damned hands to themselves, because failure to do so can have lethal consequences, is a totally legitimate use of bandwidth.

As for the law regarding what comprises assault in this country, the statute for that does not appear to have changed overmuch in quite some time. No changes have been made in response to fist related incidents.

I have to « hand » it to you TB your answer is the least seediest up until now.

Do you mind if I suggest that you purchase the paperback version of 50 shades of grey so that you can have a good grin from time to time?

Failing that, I hear 50 Sheds is worth a good read too.

Get out and about you miserable locksmith... don’t make me come across from France in order to kidnap you and make you smile.

Warmest

Lags

a reply to: Lagomorphe



I love a laugh, me.

Also, if Fifty Sheds of Grey, exists, I am willing to bet that it is a more well written tome than any of the dross associated with the more familiar publications, and the movie adaptations to boot!

"Alf threw down his potting trowel, and approached Maud with a wolfish smile upon his face. Reaching out toward her, he took the steaming mug of strong tea from her delicate hand, saying "Cor blimey love, you've outdone yourself! This looks like a crackin' cuppa!". Maud smiled, turned on her heel and walked back into the house, as Alf sipped the still piping hot brew. Letting out a deep sigh of satisfaction, Alf turned back toward the potting shed. There was much to do before the summer, and little time in which to get it done."

a reply to: DBCowboy

That's just the Army, right? The Navy would be Victoria's Secret models in Jacuzzi's. For the Air Force I'm thinking trampolines. Whatever, can I volunteer to get between the opposing sides as a peacekeeper, if need be?

I am sooooo turned on right nowa reply to: TrueBrit