Chupa Cu: Weirdest Cryptid ever?

a reply to: Frocharocha

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Anal probe!

C'mon guys, the aliens have to install their satellite dishes somehow.

Makes a Texan wanna kick some dad gum butt suckers azz

I'd probably be all like...

originally posted by: Allaroundyou
a reply to: Frocharocha

AHHH yes the anus sucker. ‘Tis a famous and cryptic creature often found sucking your butt. But have no fear for it only wants your poop. The best defense against the “anus sucker” is a spider monkey. Hand the spider monkey your poo and point at the “anus sucker” and hope that your poorly trained spider monkey does not throw it at you. If the monkey failed and threw your poo at you then you must quickly rub it off and prepare another poo for the “anus sucker” to suck on. Safe travels my friends

Dude, I have to hand it to ya. Most of mine are one liners.

You sir are a true virtuoso.

a reply to: Frocharocha

So, this creature sucks your anus. Sounds like a keeper.

originally posted by: stelth2
a reply to: Frocharocha

So, this creature sucks your anus. Sounds like a keeper.

Pair it with a candiru and you have both sides covered.

originally posted by: Frocharocha
Chupa-Cu is a mysterious creature found in Goianinha, Brazil, reported to be similar to the indigenous Boraro and Curupira (Portuguese version). It name means Anus-Sucker, yeah that’s right, people actually reported a weird alien creature trying to suck their anuses.

The Chupa Cu is described as Grey Alien type, with elongated head, pink in color and large eyes. It supposedly go around night stalking people on house roofs in order to attack them and suck their anuses. The first sighting happened in Goiâninha, when an unknown man was in his house and heared weird noises. When he went out to see what was happening, he saw the Chupa-Cu on his roof. The creature ran upon the man seeing it.

Image of an old woman who said to have meet Chupa-Cu

“Sightings” of the Chupa-cu are hard to find, mostly because Chupa-cu is regarded as a joke, so much in fact that it became one of the most talked things on Brazilian internet back in the day, with people making jokes like “ United States have Big Foot, Scotland have Loch Ness, Tibeti got Yeti and our monster is a #ing perverted gay ass alien.” Here’s an example of meme:

Interestingly enough, there are stories and reports of people meeting “The Curupira” an humanoid figure who in Brazilian Native Folklore is a creature said to protect the woods, although reports seem to tell otherwise, which is similar in appearance to Chupa-cu in some regards.

I believe Brazil is where "fart porn" originated, or at least became known....maybe it has something to do with this anus sucker.

I can't believe I know this, but I do oddly....

originally posted by: subfab
a reply to: Frocharocha

this is the type of thread that got me to sign up for ATS in the first place.
nice find!!

And you're telling people this?

Dude this is an ass sucking thread!

originally posted by: Vasa Croe

originally posted by: Frocharocha
Chupa-Cu is a mysterious creature found in Goianinha, Brazil, reported to be similar to the indigenous Boraro and Curupira (Portuguese version). It name means Anus-Sucker, yeah that’s right, people actually reported a weird alien creature trying to suck their anuses.

The Chupa Cu is described as Grey Alien type, with elongated head, pink in color and large eyes. It supposedly go around night stalking people on house roofs in order to attack them and suck their anuses. The first sighting happened in Goiâninha, when an unknown man was in his house and heared weird noises. When he went out to see what was happening, he saw the Chupa-Cu on his roof. The creature ran upon the man seeing it.

Image of an old woman who said to have meet Chupa-Cu

“Sightings” of the Chupa-cu are hard to find, mostly because Chupa-cu is regarded as a joke, so much in fact that it became one of the most talked things on Brazilian internet back in the day, with people making jokes like “ United States have Big Foot, Scotland have Loch Ness, Tibeti got Yeti and our monster is a #ing perverted gay ass alien.” Here’s an example of meme:

Interestingly enough, there are stories and reports of people meeting “The Curupira” an humanoid figure who in Brazilian Native Folklore is a creature said to protect the woods, although reports seem to tell otherwise, which is similar in appearance to Chupa-cu in some regards.

I believe Brazil is where "fart porn" originated, or at least became known....maybe it has something to do with this anus sucker.

I can't believe I know this, but I do oddly....

I’m afraid to ask, but what is “fart porn”?

originally posted by: UnBreakable

originally posted by: Vasa Croe

originally posted by: Frocharocha
Chupa-Cu is a mysterious creature found in Goianinha, Brazil, reported to be similar to the indigenous Boraro and Curupira (Portuguese version). It name means Anus-Sucker, yeah that’s right, people actually reported a weird alien creature trying to suck their anuses.

The Chupa Cu is described as Grey Alien type, with elongated head, pink in color and large eyes. It supposedly go around night stalking people on house roofs in order to attack them and suck their anuses. The first sighting happened in Goiâninha, when an unknown man was in his house and heared weird noises. When he went out to see what was happening, he saw the Chupa-Cu on his roof. The creature ran upon the man seeing it.

Image of an old woman who said to have meet Chupa-Cu

“Sightings” of the Chupa-cu are hard to find, mostly because Chupa-cu is regarded as a joke, so much in fact that it became one of the most talked things on Brazilian internet back in the day, with people making jokes like “ United States have Big Foot, Scotland have Loch Ness, Tibeti got Yeti and our monster is a #ing perverted gay ass alien.” Here’s an example of meme:

Interestingly enough, there are stories and reports of people meeting “The Curupira” an humanoid figure who in Brazilian Native Folklore is a creature said to protect the woods, although reports seem to tell otherwise, which is similar in appearance to Chupa-cu in some regards.

I believe Brazil is where "fart porn" originated, or at least became known....maybe it has something to do with this anus sucker.

I can't believe I know this, but I do oddly....

I’m afraid to ask, but what is “fart porn”?

Oddly there are people in the world that REALLY enjoy smelling others farts....and voila....a fetish is born...apparently Brazil is the number one place for this as it is called Brazilian Fart Porn....and no....do not search it.